1 00:00:14,639 --> 00:00:19,639 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull 2 00:00:19,721 --> 00:00:21,288 What did you want? 3 00:00:23,758 --> 00:00:24,659 Is this okay? 4 00:00:27,127 --> 00:00:29,096 My, my zoom camera is... 5 00:00:32,432 --> 00:00:35,035 We met through our fathers, 6 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:38,372 because our fathers were good friends. 7 00:00:40,708 --> 00:00:43,210 My sister-in-law's mother 8 00:00:43,243 --> 00:00:46,681 arranged a meeting between Tanya and me. 9 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:51,418 I finished my university education and got my first job. 10 00:00:51,451 --> 00:00:55,322 And this is when my uncle actually asked me, 11 00:00:55,355 --> 00:00:58,191 "Are you ready to get married?" 12 00:00:58,225 --> 00:01:00,193 You know, "Can you look for somebody?" 13 00:01:00,227 --> 00:01:01,663 We first met on Shaadi.com, 14 00:01:01,696 --> 00:01:05,767 basically the Indian version of Match.com. 15 00:01:05,800 --> 00:01:08,335 And it was a very common matrimonial site. 16 00:01:09,469 --> 00:01:11,171 So arranged marriages are usually 17 00:01:11,204 --> 00:01:13,575 when the families have already, 18 00:01:13,608 --> 00:01:14,842 the families know each other 19 00:01:14,876 --> 00:01:18,846 and they feel that their kids would be good for each other. 20 00:01:19,881 --> 00:01:21,583 A lot of Shaadi.com I think 21 00:01:21,616 --> 00:01:24,519 is profiles that are done by their parents. 22 00:01:24,552 --> 00:01:27,722 In our case we each wrote our own profile. 23 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:29,256 Although my parents were definitely pushing me 24 00:01:29,289 --> 00:01:30,490 to get married at that point, 25 00:01:30,525 --> 00:01:33,193 and probably had a profile for me that I don't know about. 26 00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:36,598 Once we went back to our hotel 27 00:01:36,631 --> 00:01:38,332 and my mom and dad asked me, 28 00:01:38,365 --> 00:01:40,668 "So is it a yes or no?" 29 00:01:40,702 --> 00:01:42,637 And I was like, 30 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,672 "Just give me an hour or two to think." 31 00:01:44,706 --> 00:01:46,741 And I took that hour 32 00:01:46,774 --> 00:01:49,711 and it just got, it was a gut feeling that 33 00:01:49,744 --> 00:01:52,714 he seems to be a nice guy and I'm going to give it a try. 34 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:58,385 It's not a bad idea to know a person somewhat 35 00:01:59,821 --> 00:02:03,658 before committing to a lifelong life together. 36 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,278 Ravi is a really good boy. 37 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:29,249 I have three sons and Ravi is the best one. 38 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,251 I tell them that also. 39 00:02:31,284 --> 00:02:32,419 Ravi is the youngest, 40 00:02:32,452 --> 00:02:34,922 but he is the most mature at heart. 41 00:02:34,956 --> 00:02:38,258 He loves cooking with his mother. 42 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,595 Vegetarian is a must for us. 43 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,664 Also no alcoholic. 44 00:02:43,998 --> 00:02:47,635 He works as a researcher with the local university. 45 00:02:47,669 --> 00:02:49,637 He likes his job so much 46 00:02:49,671 --> 00:02:53,240 that he has no hobbies by choice. 47 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:55,409 Our family does not believe in secrets 48 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:58,913 so I will mention that Ravi is genetically predisposed 49 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,916 to hypertension, asthma, and he was fat as a child, 50 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:04,752 so diabetes is a concern. 51 00:03:04,786 --> 00:03:07,254 If interested, please message me. 52 00:03:15,563 --> 00:03:17,799 Rita is a free spirit girl 53 00:03:17,832 --> 00:03:20,702 with strict moral values. 54 00:03:20,735 --> 00:03:23,771 Her hobbies include caring for her future in-laws 55 00:03:24,906 --> 00:03:27,608 and her ideal date is cooking for her man 56 00:03:27,642 --> 00:03:29,877 and watching a Bollywood movie. 57 00:03:30,845 --> 00:03:33,313 Rita is pescetarian by diet, 58 00:03:33,346 --> 00:03:37,852 but she is willing to be fully veg for the right family. 59 00:03:37,885 --> 00:03:40,855 Please write us a message so we can start chat 60 00:03:40,888 --> 00:03:42,924 and marry our children. 61 00:03:42,957 --> 00:03:44,792 US citizens only. 62 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,039 Is this okay or is it too weird? 63 00:03:58,072 --> 00:03:59,607 It's not too weird. 64 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,042 I want to apologize again for... 65 00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:03,578 Oh, it's fine, really? 66 00:04:03,611 --> 00:04:05,479 It just looked so different on Google Images. 67 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:06,748 It's really fine. 68 00:04:07,882 --> 00:04:09,449 It's just on the website. 69 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,417 A what? 70 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,053 It said it was full of water and fish 71 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:13,353 on the website. 72 00:04:14,088 --> 00:04:14,956 Oh. 73 00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,492 You know, we're outside, 74 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:20,795 we could lower our masks if you want. 75 00:04:30,004 --> 00:04:32,006 I'm really glad this timing worked out. 76 00:04:32,039 --> 00:04:33,007 Me too. 77 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:34,474 Usually on work trips, 78 00:04:34,509 --> 00:04:35,643 my colleagues, they just like go 79 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,410 to a strip club or something 80 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:40,815 and I end up back in the hotel just talking to my mother. 81 00:04:41,816 --> 00:04:43,518 But I guess today you're my mom. 82 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:46,521 Yes. 83 00:04:48,355 --> 00:04:50,323 I'm really sorry again about- 84 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:53,393 - Really, you don't have to apologize. 85 00:04:53,426 --> 00:04:55,897 I love empty reservoirs. 86 00:04:55,930 --> 00:05:00,935 Wow, you're so funny. 87 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,370 We have great banter. 88 00:05:03,403 --> 00:05:05,305 Could you move back a few more inches? 89 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:08,475 Yeah. 90 00:05:08,509 --> 00:05:09,409 A lot of ants. 91 00:05:09,442 --> 00:05:10,645 Okay, thank you. 92 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:13,346 I usually don't sweat this much. 93 00:05:15,049 --> 00:05:16,083 It's like we're in India. 94 00:05:16,117 --> 00:05:17,618 What? 95 00:05:17,652 --> 00:05:18,753 It's like we're in India because it's so hot 96 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:21,321 and we're both brown, and it's dirty. 97 00:05:22,422 --> 00:05:24,592 This is probably how our parents met. 98 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,027 You know, it's kind of beautiful. 99 00:05:26,060 --> 00:05:27,494 So what did you bring? 100 00:05:27,528 --> 00:05:30,463 Oh, I couldn't get everything I wanted. 101 00:05:31,599 --> 00:05:33,734 Oh, don't worry, it is vegetarian. 102 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:35,069 Oh. 103 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,237 What? 104 00:05:36,270 --> 00:05:39,040 Oh, it's just your mom told me that you don't drink. 105 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:40,440 I don't. 106 00:05:40,473 --> 00:05:43,978 Well, I think this is hard lemonade. 107 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,713 There's alcohol in this? 108 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,915 Yeah, five percent. 109 00:05:49,717 --> 00:05:51,484 I'm so sorry. 110 00:05:51,519 --> 00:05:52,887 It's okay, 111 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,088 - you don't have to do that. - The store was really busy 112 00:05:54,121 --> 00:05:55,523 and I panicked and I just, I love lemonade. 113 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,657 It was a mistake. 114 00:05:56,691 --> 00:05:58,726 I swear on my entire family's life, 115 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:00,460 I don't drink. 116 00:06:00,493 --> 00:06:02,462 I don't drink either, so. 117 00:06:02,495 --> 00:06:04,065 This must be very distressing for you. 118 00:06:04,098 --> 00:06:05,566 It is, thank God. 119 00:06:05,600 --> 00:06:06,968 Oh, oh no. 120 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,470 Oh, this is a little bit of a mess. 121 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:11,939 Oh, oh, no. 122 00:06:11,973 --> 00:06:13,140 It's really wet. 123 00:06:16,677 --> 00:06:17,511 Oh God. 124 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:22,083 So how much longer do you think all this will go on for? 125 00:06:22,116 --> 00:06:26,087 Oh, you probably shouldn't touch your face with the gloves. 126 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,822 Oh. 127 00:06:37,798 --> 00:06:39,667 Are you seeing this? 128 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:41,936 It went well. 129 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:44,071 Yeah, no mom, I didn't drive here. 130 00:06:44,105 --> 00:06:45,606 I took the train, remember? 131 00:06:46,741 --> 00:06:47,975 I don't know Mom, it's just one date. 132 00:06:48,009 --> 00:06:50,945 No, I think you should wait to call her parents tomorrow. 133 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,513 I didn't check his hairline. 134 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,915 Yeah, the train's canceled. 135 00:06:53,948 --> 00:06:55,683 I'm actually just waiting for the car rental agency 136 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,018 to call me back. 137 00:06:57,051 --> 00:06:58,753 He seems loyal, yeah. 138 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,755 No, she didn't bring up eating fish. 139 00:07:00,788 --> 00:07:02,489 No, he doesn't seem gay. 140 00:07:02,523 --> 00:07:04,225 Yeah, no, Mom, we didn't talk about Modi. 141 00:07:04,258 --> 00:07:05,092 Okay. 142 00:07:05,126 --> 00:07:06,459 Talk to you later, bye. 143 00:07:06,493 --> 00:07:07,662 Okay, I love you, mom. 144 00:07:07,695 --> 00:07:08,529 Bye. 145 00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,505 I love your place. 146 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,471 Oh, thanks. 147 00:07:18,506 --> 00:07:20,741 I didn't realize you live with roommates. 148 00:07:20,775 --> 00:07:21,642 I don't. 149 00:07:23,244 --> 00:07:24,845 Right. 150 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,948 Oh, Rachel at the car agency said 151 00:07:26,981 --> 00:07:28,582 she'd call me back. 152 00:07:28,616 --> 00:07:29,449 When? 153 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:33,020 Oh, they didn't say when. 154 00:07:35,122 --> 00:07:36,624 Should have asked that. 155 00:07:37,992 --> 00:07:38,960 That's okay. 156 00:07:38,993 --> 00:07:41,829 You can just wait here until they call back. 157 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:42,697 Thank you. 158 00:07:42,730 --> 00:07:43,564 I'll pay you rent. 159 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:44,899 Oh, that's fine. 160 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,100 I'm joking. 161 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,034 I'm just gonna go wash my hands. 162 00:07:47,068 --> 00:07:49,203 Yeah, no, yeah, go, of course. 163 00:07:56,978 --> 00:07:57,845 Oh, God. 164 00:08:05,753 --> 00:08:07,088 Ah, much better. 165 00:08:08,756 --> 00:08:10,958 Oh, that's not mine. 166 00:08:10,992 --> 00:08:12,293 Oh, of course. 167 00:08:12,326 --> 00:08:15,663 No, that's my landlord. 168 00:08:15,696 --> 00:08:17,832 My landlord just comes in here and drinks. 169 00:08:17,865 --> 00:08:18,766 Oh. 170 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:20,201 Yeah, he really likes the TV 171 00:08:20,234 --> 00:08:22,169 so he watches the game and drinks beer. 172 00:08:23,270 --> 00:08:24,505 Where's the TV? 173 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,073 Are you hungry? 174 00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,643 Now that my career's in such a good place, 175 00:08:29,677 --> 00:08:30,878 I'll get married this year, 176 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,246 have kids a year after that. 177 00:08:32,279 --> 00:08:33,948 We'll all live with my mother. 178 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,850 I'm actually closing in on a house. 179 00:08:35,883 --> 00:08:36,884 How many? 180 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:37,752 What? 181 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:38,619 Kids. 182 00:08:38,652 --> 00:08:39,286 Three. 183 00:08:39,320 --> 00:08:40,287 Wow. 184 00:08:40,321 --> 00:08:42,089 Are you okay with three? 185 00:08:43,057 --> 00:08:44,859 - Yes. - I can also do two. 186 00:08:44,892 --> 00:08:45,926 No, three is good. 187 00:08:45,960 --> 00:08:47,094 Yeah, I prefer three. 188 00:08:48,329 --> 00:08:49,864 I just have to say 189 00:08:49,897 --> 00:08:52,767 it's so refreshing to meet someone 190 00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,169 with the same values, you know, the same- 191 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:57,838 Oh, I'm so sorry. 192 00:08:57,872 --> 00:08:59,974 It's the car rental. 193 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,977 Hi, hello? 194 00:09:03,010 --> 00:09:03,878 Yes. 195 00:09:05,946 --> 00:09:07,114 And that's the earliest? 196 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,317 Yeah, no, I'll take it. 197 00:09:10,351 --> 00:09:12,920 Yeah, you can just charge the card that's on the file. 198 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,990 All right, thank you so much. 199 00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:16,891 Bye. 200 00:09:19,693 --> 00:09:21,295 They said they don't have anything available 201 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:24,899 until tomorrow morning. 202 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:27,701 So I think I can just look up 203 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,236 a hotel or something really quick. 204 00:09:29,270 --> 00:09:30,838 I think there's one in this town, right? 205 00:09:30,871 --> 00:09:33,941 Yes, the Sunset on Belmonte. 206 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,042 - Got it. - Mhmm. 207 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:36,811 Oh. 208 00:09:37,711 --> 00:09:38,879 It's saying it's closed. 209 00:09:40,281 --> 00:09:41,248 What? 210 00:09:41,282 --> 00:09:42,116 Yeah. 211 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:48,722 I guess, 212 00:09:50,091 --> 00:09:52,126 you could use my couch. 213 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,195 Oh my God, are you sure? 214 00:09:54,228 --> 00:09:56,730 That would be amazing. 215 00:09:56,764 --> 00:09:57,731 Of course. 216 00:09:58,933 --> 00:10:00,868 Yeah, I have an extra pillow, I think. 217 00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:02,770 Okay, thank you so much. 218 00:10:02,803 --> 00:10:03,904 No worries. 219 00:10:03,938 --> 00:10:05,106 I'll go call my parents 220 00:10:05,139 --> 00:10:06,974 and let them know you're staying over. 221 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:07,975 Okay, I'll do the same. 222 00:10:08,008 --> 00:10:08,876 Okay. 223 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:19,954 Yeah, no, mom, I don't really have any other choice. 224 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:22,823 Yeah, she's asking her parents right now. 225 00:10:22,857 --> 00:10:24,992 No, mom, we won't hug tightly. 226 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:27,294 She's a very traditional girl. 227 00:10:27,328 --> 00:10:29,930 - Hi, Daddy. - Okay, I love you too. 228 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:30,831 Bye. 229 00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:34,702 Yeah. 230 00:10:36,937 --> 00:10:38,205 I've missed you like crazy. 231 00:10:42,877 --> 00:10:44,945 I don't know how much longer I can do this. 232 00:10:48,449 --> 00:10:49,283 Daddy? 233 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,086 I want your cock. 234 00:10:56,190 --> 00:11:01,195 No, Daddy, yes! 235 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:25,319 This can't be happening. 236 00:11:27,321 --> 00:11:28,189 Oh. 237 00:11:58,919 --> 00:11:59,753 Hey! 238 00:11:59,787 --> 00:12:01,488 Hey, hey, hey! 239 00:12:01,523 --> 00:12:02,389 You okay? 240 00:12:02,423 --> 00:12:04,792 Yeah, I'm great. 241 00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,960 Are you okay? 242 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,895 Yeah, I just set up the couch. 243 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,297 My parents are comfortable with you staying the night 244 00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:11,932 as long as you sleep out here. 245 00:12:11,966 --> 00:12:14,268 They're old fashioned, like me. 246 00:12:14,301 --> 00:12:16,370 That's great. 247 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,506 Okay, well, I'm going to call it a night. 248 00:12:18,540 --> 00:12:20,040 Okay, good night. 249 00:12:20,074 --> 00:12:21,809 Good night. 250 00:12:39,293 --> 00:12:40,528 Hi, I was just going to head out 251 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,263 to the car rental place early. 252 00:12:42,296 --> 00:12:43,864 Oh, you sure? 253 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,399 Yes, I am very sure. 254 00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:48,235 Well, sorry I don't have a car. 255 00:12:48,269 --> 00:12:49,470 Otherwise I would've driven you. 256 00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:50,437 Yeah it's okay, 257 00:12:50,471 --> 00:12:51,872 you've already said enough. 258 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:55,909 I mean, you've done enough for me, so. 259 00:12:58,112 --> 00:12:59,280 Okay. 260 00:12:59,313 --> 00:13:02,283 Well I guess this is goodbye then. 261 00:13:02,316 --> 00:13:03,217 Yes, bye. 262 00:13:06,120 --> 00:13:08,822 Longest first date ever. 263 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:09,490 It was. 264 00:13:12,226 --> 00:13:13,060 Keep in touch. 265 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:14,161 No. 266 00:13:14,194 --> 00:13:15,429 What? 267 00:13:15,462 --> 00:13:18,098 I meant yes, maybe. 268 00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:20,100 Okay. 269 00:13:24,405 --> 00:13:28,075 For fuck's sake. 270 00:13:29,476 --> 00:13:30,344 Ugh! 271 00:13:38,452 --> 00:13:39,320 Mm! 272 00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:43,090 Oh my god. 273 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,094 I missed you. 274 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,868 I tried knocking. 275 00:13:54,902 --> 00:13:56,337 The car rental place called. 276 00:13:56,370 --> 00:13:58,939 They said they won't have a car for another three days. 277 00:14:01,609 --> 00:14:04,978 There's no more rooms left because of shelter in place. 278 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,614 You're not going to tell her, right? 279 00:14:06,648 --> 00:14:07,615 Who? 280 00:14:07,649 --> 00:14:08,482 Your mom? 281 00:14:08,516 --> 00:14:09,983 No. 282 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,619 I assume you tell her everything. 283 00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:14,088 I don't tell her everything. 284 00:14:14,121 --> 00:14:14,988 I won't tell her. 285 00:14:17,124 --> 00:14:20,528 Okay, because your mom will tell my mom and 286 00:14:21,563 --> 00:14:22,963 she pays for this place. 287 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,466 It's why I have to go on these dates. 288 00:14:26,534 --> 00:14:27,635 That's the deal. 289 00:14:29,504 --> 00:14:32,039 Oh yeah, I won't talk. 290 00:14:32,072 --> 00:14:34,141 Okay, thank you, really. 291 00:14:35,209 --> 00:14:38,112 And you know, I'm sorry. 292 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,448 I just, I do think though, that, 293 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,952 I think you're not my wife. 294 00:14:45,653 --> 00:14:47,154 Okay. 295 00:14:47,187 --> 00:14:48,355 I mean this in a delicate way. 296 00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:50,625 There was some deception that's happened 297 00:14:50,658 --> 00:14:52,393 and it just feels wrong now. 298 00:14:52,426 --> 00:14:53,528 Totally. 299 00:14:53,561 --> 00:14:54,729 - Yeah. - That makes sense. 300 00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:57,665 I think we'll find someone for ourselves that's better. 301 00:14:57,699 --> 00:14:59,066 I agree. 302 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:00,000 Okay, I was a little bit worried 303 00:15:00,033 --> 00:15:01,503 that you were catching feelings. 304 00:15:01,536 --> 00:15:04,004 I think it's okay to move on. 305 00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:04,905 Mhmm. 306 00:15:08,142 --> 00:15:09,410 And were you just, you were just, 307 00:15:09,443 --> 00:15:11,579 so you were just pretending before? 308 00:15:11,613 --> 00:15:13,013 What do you mean? 309 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,048 It just, you said you didn't eat meat, 310 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,483 and then, you know, I saw you. 311 00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,521 You're still eating chicken, so. 312 00:15:20,688 --> 00:15:24,191 When did you start eating meat? 313 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:25,593 Oh, like few weeks ago. 314 00:15:25,627 --> 00:15:27,494 Oh, that's not that bad. 315 00:15:27,529 --> 00:15:30,063 Well, I restarted after I took a month off, so 316 00:15:31,131 --> 00:15:33,200 in total, I think since like high school. 317 00:15:35,637 --> 00:15:38,305 Thanks again for letting me stay here. 318 00:15:38,338 --> 00:15:39,239 Of course. 319 00:15:39,273 --> 00:15:40,407 I'm not a monster. 320 00:15:40,441 --> 00:15:42,042 Yeah, I know, but I'm a complete stranger. 321 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,343 Well it's not the first time 322 00:15:43,377 --> 00:15:45,179 I've let a stranger stay with me. 323 00:15:45,212 --> 00:15:46,614 You mean? 324 00:15:46,648 --> 00:15:47,981 Yeah. 325 00:15:48,015 --> 00:15:49,551 You sounded different before. 326 00:15:49,584 --> 00:15:50,518 What do you mean? 327 00:15:50,552 --> 00:15:52,486 Oh, no, you just, your voice just, yeah. 328 00:15:52,520 --> 00:15:53,954 You sounded like Siri. 329 00:15:54,722 --> 00:15:56,323 Siri? 330 00:15:56,356 --> 00:15:57,759 I just, I felt like I could tell you 331 00:15:57,792 --> 00:15:59,226 anything without judgment. 332 00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:02,730 You mean I sounded subservient. 333 00:16:02,764 --> 00:16:05,299 No, no, no. 334 00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:06,501 This is the real me. 335 00:16:07,802 --> 00:16:09,203 Do you want me to be her? 336 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,271 No. 337 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:13,373 Because I can, if you need that. 338 00:16:16,744 --> 00:16:18,979 I do want to say that I, 339 00:16:20,113 --> 00:16:22,684 I'm completely fine with you drinking alcohol 340 00:16:22,717 --> 00:16:25,152 and eating dead animals, 341 00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,722 and swearing if you even do that. 342 00:16:27,755 --> 00:16:30,023 Yeah, fuck yeah, I do that. 343 00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,291 Yeah, I'm fine with it. 344 00:16:31,325 --> 00:16:33,227 I'm not judgmental. 345 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,295 Well, that's very sweet, 346 00:16:35,329 --> 00:16:37,397 but this is my house 347 00:16:37,431 --> 00:16:39,433 and I really don't need your permission. 348 00:16:39,466 --> 00:16:41,068 Wait, was I being sexist? 349 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:41,736 Yes. 350 00:16:41,769 --> 00:16:43,103 I'm sorry. 351 00:16:43,136 --> 00:16:44,539 I identify as a male feminist. 352 00:16:44,572 --> 00:16:45,707 Oh, so a feminist? 353 00:16:47,542 --> 00:16:50,110 I really liked the way you decorated this place. 354 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,579 Oh, I didn't decorate it. 355 00:16:51,613 --> 00:16:53,615 Cybele did. 356 00:16:53,648 --> 00:16:54,582 Who's Cybele? 357 00:16:55,482 --> 00:16:58,586 She used to live here and then she died. 358 00:16:58,620 --> 00:17:00,220 Right where you're standing, actually. 359 00:17:00,254 --> 00:17:01,355 What? 360 00:17:01,388 --> 00:17:02,524 I'm just kidding. 361 00:17:02,557 --> 00:17:03,457 She lives a block away. 362 00:17:03,490 --> 00:17:05,259 Ah, haha. 363 00:17:07,829 --> 00:17:09,196 When I first saw this place, 364 00:17:09,229 --> 00:17:12,199 I was like, whoa, this is perfect. 365 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,334 I do not need to change a thing. 366 00:17:14,368 --> 00:17:17,437 Yeah, it's a lot of horses. 367 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:19,172 You think? 368 00:17:19,206 --> 00:17:20,675 No, I mean, I like it. 369 00:17:20,708 --> 00:17:22,276 Yeah, I like it. 370 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:24,746 I just, I feel like some people might feel that way. 371 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:26,814 Oh, well, I love them. 372 00:17:28,148 --> 00:17:30,083 Yeah, did you grow up around horses? 373 00:17:30,117 --> 00:17:31,553 Never met one. 374 00:17:31,586 --> 00:17:33,588 Just always been drawn to them. 375 00:17:33,621 --> 00:17:35,255 Why do you live here? 376 00:17:35,289 --> 00:17:36,624 What do you mean? 377 00:17:36,658 --> 00:17:38,826 It just, it feels so far away from everything. 378 00:17:38,860 --> 00:17:41,763 Yeah, well, that's why I live here. 379 00:17:41,796 --> 00:17:43,831 Yeah, but it must get lonely. 380 00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:47,334 I have this dream that I'm going to grow old here and 381 00:17:47,367 --> 00:17:48,536 become one of those women 382 00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,705 like in a John Wayne film or something, 383 00:17:50,738 --> 00:17:54,842 like tanned and leathery and hard. 384 00:17:57,645 --> 00:17:58,746 Do you mind if I clean? 385 00:17:58,780 --> 00:18:00,715 It really relaxes me. 386 00:18:00,748 --> 00:18:01,583 Sure. 387 00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:02,449 Thank you. 388 00:18:04,886 --> 00:18:06,754 1,324 cases last week. 389 00:18:07,655 --> 00:18:09,323 Gonna be 50,000 by March 28th. 390 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,359 Doubling time was seven days. 391 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,595 It's now three. 392 00:18:13,628 --> 00:18:15,329 It's logarithmic, not linear. 393 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,497 That's what everyone's missing. 394 00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:19,132 The death rates aren't rising yet, 395 00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:22,102 but they're a lagging indicator. 396 00:18:32,780 --> 00:18:34,816 Hey, did you realize your fan was broken? 397 00:18:41,254 --> 00:18:42,122 Oh. 398 00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:44,826 Hi, ma. 399 00:18:44,859 --> 00:18:46,226 Hey, Ma. 400 00:18:46,259 --> 00:18:47,562 What are you doing at mom's? 401 00:18:47,595 --> 00:18:48,730 The world is falling apart, little, bro. 402 00:18:48,763 --> 00:18:50,197 Haven't you heard? 403 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,934 Are you quarantining away from her? 404 00:18:52,967 --> 00:18:54,334 Yeah, sometimes. 405 00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:55,536 Hold on, Asif wants to say something. 406 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,170 Yo, Ravi, put our future sister-in-law 407 00:18:57,204 --> 00:18:58,506 on the phone. 408 00:18:58,539 --> 00:18:59,774 - Yeah, no, that's- - Yo. Put her on the phone! 409 00:18:59,807 --> 00:19:00,775 That's really not going to work out. 410 00:19:00,808 --> 00:19:01,876 Is she hot? 411 00:19:01,909 --> 00:19:02,877 Uh huh? 412 00:19:02,910 --> 00:19:04,478 Just nod, you don't have to say it. 413 00:19:04,512 --> 00:19:05,780 I know she's staring at you right now. 414 00:19:05,813 --> 00:19:07,515 Yeah she's here for the meeting. 415 00:19:07,548 --> 00:19:08,850 Maybe now you can actually get laid. 416 00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:10,585 Ravi, laid? 417 00:19:10,618 --> 00:19:11,886 What do we do now? 418 00:19:13,420 --> 00:19:14,856 Do you mean for the next few months or right now? 419 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:15,757 Both. 420 00:19:17,558 --> 00:19:18,793 Try doing nothing. 421 00:19:18,826 --> 00:19:20,460 Have you ever done that before? 422 00:19:22,930 --> 00:19:23,865 What do you mean nothing? 423 00:19:23,898 --> 00:19:25,533 I mean, nothing. 424 00:19:25,566 --> 00:19:26,834 Take it from someone who's unemployed. 425 00:19:26,868 --> 00:19:28,736 The less you do, the less you do. 426 00:19:30,470 --> 00:19:32,540 The less you do, the less you do. I like that. 427 00:19:32,573 --> 00:19:33,440 Yeah, I can do that. 428 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:35,342 Cool. 429 00:19:36,978 --> 00:19:37,845 Yeah. 430 00:19:38,780 --> 00:19:39,881 What time is it? 431 00:19:39,914 --> 00:19:41,683 10:00 AM. 432 00:19:41,716 --> 00:19:42,850 10:00 AM-o. 433 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:57,665 This is fun. 434 00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,667 It's very relaxing. 435 00:20:01,502 --> 00:20:03,805 What song am I thinking of? 436 00:20:03,838 --> 00:20:06,206 I love doing nothing in silence. 437 00:20:07,340 --> 00:20:08,208 No, me too. 438 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:10,812 Yeah, this is really relaxing. 439 00:20:10,845 --> 00:20:11,846 Yeah, I have this friend 440 00:20:11,879 --> 00:20:13,648 he reads the books out loud. 441 00:20:13,681 --> 00:20:16,851 And it's like, that's not what that's meant for. 442 00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:18,285 It's really crazy, you know. 443 00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:19,854 We're just like in this galaxy. 444 00:20:39,006 --> 00:20:39,841 So. 445 00:20:41,075 --> 00:20:42,476 I was going to ask you, 446 00:20:42,510 --> 00:20:45,345 have you been on a lot of dates on Arranged? 447 00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:46,681 Oh yeah. 448 00:20:46,714 --> 00:20:48,649 Arranged, Shaadi, Vivah, I'm on all of them. 449 00:20:48,683 --> 00:20:49,884 My mother is desperate. 450 00:20:49,917 --> 00:20:51,719 Wait, you're not? 451 00:20:51,753 --> 00:20:52,587 No. 452 00:20:53,521 --> 00:20:57,658 Do you want to be married? 453 00:20:57,692 --> 00:20:58,860 No, never. 454 00:20:58,893 --> 00:21:00,494 You want to die alone? 455 00:21:00,528 --> 00:21:02,764 It's just someone else to fight and disappoint 456 00:21:02,797 --> 00:21:03,865 and hate and... 457 00:21:03,898 --> 00:21:06,000 No, it's just exhausting. 458 00:21:08,069 --> 00:21:09,704 Why do you want to get married? 459 00:21:11,973 --> 00:21:14,909 It'd be nice to have someone to cuddle with. 460 00:21:14,942 --> 00:21:16,343 Yeah, well, you don't need to be married 461 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,678 to cuddle someone. 462 00:21:17,712 --> 00:21:18,746 I literally do. 463 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,683 I've been meaning to ask, 464 00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:26,821 how do I compare to the other guys 465 00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:28,022 that you've gone on dates with? 466 00:21:28,055 --> 00:21:31,859 Because I've just been trying to do this for a year now. 467 00:21:31,893 --> 00:21:34,862 And it just doesn't seem to work out. 468 00:21:34,896 --> 00:21:36,063 Right, I mean, 469 00:21:36,097 --> 00:21:38,699 well this way of meeting someone is psychotic. 470 00:21:38,733 --> 00:21:40,835 Well, my parents spent seven days 471 00:21:40,868 --> 00:21:42,870 before they got married, so. 472 00:21:42,904 --> 00:21:44,505 And how did that work out? 473 00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:45,873 Am I boring? 474 00:21:45,907 --> 00:21:46,741 What? 475 00:21:47,775 --> 00:21:48,609 No. 476 00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:49,476 You hesitated. 477 00:21:49,510 --> 00:21:50,343 I did? 478 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:51,012 I'm not boring. 479 00:21:51,045 --> 00:21:51,946 I didn't say 480 00:21:51,979 --> 00:21:52,914 - you were boring. - Okay, 481 00:21:52,947 --> 00:21:54,549 you should see the people 482 00:21:54,582 --> 00:21:57,084 that work in my research lab, okay. 483 00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:58,686 There's this guy Vivek, 484 00:21:58,719 --> 00:22:00,453 okay, he comes in every morning 485 00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,089 and counts the pennies in his wallet. 486 00:22:02,123 --> 00:22:05,726 And if the number isn't even he'll skip lunch. 487 00:22:06,727 --> 00:22:08,428 And then there's this girl Juhi. 488 00:22:10,131 --> 00:22:13,400 Juhi insists on telling you about every single bird 489 00:22:13,433 --> 00:22:14,836 she saw on the way to work. 490 00:22:14,869 --> 00:22:17,038 And I'm like, Juhi, I know what a pigeon looks like. 491 00:22:17,071 --> 00:22:18,840 Wow, you're really getting fired up right now. 492 00:22:18,873 --> 00:22:21,709 You know, in college, I was the fun one. 493 00:22:22,677 --> 00:22:23,511 Really? 494 00:22:23,544 --> 00:22:24,879 Yes. 495 00:22:24,912 --> 00:22:27,748 People ask me all the time to do impersonations. 496 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,419 Sonam, why don't you make yourself useful 497 00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:34,922 and go make some chai for the guests! 498 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:40,595 Wait, was that supposed to be a toxic uncle? 499 00:22:40,628 --> 00:22:41,494 Yes. 500 00:22:42,630 --> 00:22:43,463 More. 501 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,765 Okay, okay. 502 00:22:46,033 --> 00:22:50,771 Sonam, did you delete all the Sex In The City from the DVR?! 503 00:22:52,039 --> 00:22:55,176 That's really good. 504 00:22:55,209 --> 00:22:57,111 Yeah, it's fun, I'm fun. 505 00:22:57,144 --> 00:23:01,749 Sonam, your hips don't lie. 506 00:23:01,782 --> 00:23:02,917 I got to take this. 507 00:23:02,950 --> 00:23:04,886 Some asshole stole my card. 508 00:23:04,919 --> 00:23:06,554 Oh, yup no worries. 509 00:23:09,657 --> 00:23:10,958 Are you sure you can talk? 510 00:23:12,059 --> 00:23:13,561 Yeah, sure, it's fine. 511 00:23:14,929 --> 00:23:16,898 Are you two still fighting? 512 00:23:16,931 --> 00:23:19,700 Actually, no. 513 00:23:19,734 --> 00:23:20,935 So it's getting better? 514 00:23:23,237 --> 00:23:24,171 I just think, you know, 515 00:23:24,205 --> 00:23:26,040 with everything going on, 516 00:23:26,073 --> 00:23:27,842 we feel lucky or maybe that 517 00:23:27,875 --> 00:23:29,409 we at least have each other. 518 00:23:32,113 --> 00:23:33,981 So do you want me to stop calling? 519 00:23:34,015 --> 00:23:35,783 No, God, no. 520 00:23:35,816 --> 00:23:36,851 That's not what I'm saying. 521 00:23:36,884 --> 00:23:38,719 It's still a broken marriage. 522 00:23:39,687 --> 00:23:40,554 I miss you. 523 00:23:41,656 --> 00:23:43,157 When can I see you again? 524 00:23:43,190 --> 00:23:44,759 Not for a while. 525 00:23:46,227 --> 00:23:47,094 Of course. 526 00:23:52,967 --> 00:23:54,702 Hey, where are you going? 527 00:23:54,735 --> 00:23:55,603 Heading out. 528 00:23:55,636 --> 00:23:56,469 You can't. 529 00:23:57,204 --> 00:23:58,039 What? 530 00:23:58,072 --> 00:23:59,040 It's shelter in place. 531 00:23:59,073 --> 00:24:00,608 We're allowed to go on walks. 532 00:24:00,641 --> 00:24:02,475 And I think given my pre-existing condition, 533 00:24:02,510 --> 00:24:03,544 that's not a good idea. 534 00:24:03,577 --> 00:24:04,545 What condition? 535 00:24:04,578 --> 00:24:06,080 Oh, I told you I have asthma. 536 00:24:06,113 --> 00:24:08,616 It sounded like you coughed once when you were five. 537 00:24:08,649 --> 00:24:10,551 I just, I think we mutually decided 538 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:12,687 that it would be safer if we just stayed in- 539 00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:13,854 - Ugh! 540 00:24:20,027 --> 00:24:21,796 Nothing to fucking watch. 541 00:24:24,131 --> 00:24:25,633 Oh, I don't watch Hollywood stuff. 542 00:24:25,666 --> 00:24:26,801 I only watch Bollywood. 543 00:24:31,639 --> 00:24:33,240 Hmm, what was that? 544 00:24:33,274 --> 00:24:34,208 What? 545 00:24:34,241 --> 00:24:36,510 Oh, I thought you asked why. 546 00:24:36,544 --> 00:24:37,712 I didn't. 547 00:24:37,745 --> 00:24:38,679 Yeah, our mom was really worried 548 00:24:38,713 --> 00:24:39,947 that if we watched too much Hollywood stuff 549 00:24:39,981 --> 00:24:41,115 we would become too white. 550 00:24:41,148 --> 00:24:43,784 So it was all Bollywood in our household. 551 00:24:43,818 --> 00:24:45,152 Not that I'm complaining. 552 00:24:45,186 --> 00:24:46,587 Which ones have you seen? 553 00:24:47,955 --> 00:24:48,789 No. 554 00:24:48,823 --> 00:24:49,957 What do you mean no? 555 00:24:49,991 --> 00:24:51,759 - Just no. - Oh, you mean Kal Ho Naa Ho? 556 00:24:51,792 --> 00:24:52,727 No. 557 00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,661 Oh, what a masterpiece. 558 00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:55,196 Wait, you haven't seen it? 559 00:24:55,229 --> 00:24:57,131 Oh, you don't want to sleep on this. 560 00:24:57,164 --> 00:24:58,866 Can I just tell you a little bit about it quickly? 561 00:24:58,899 --> 00:25:00,034 No. 562 00:25:00,067 --> 00:25:01,736 Basically the movie starts on char... 563 00:25:01,769 --> 00:25:02,937 Actually no. 564 00:25:02,970 --> 00:25:04,939 It's Preity, Preity is running to New York. 565 00:25:04,972 --> 00:25:07,008 And she's just, you know, telling us about her life. 566 00:25:07,041 --> 00:25:10,611 Like, her family's broken and she's really depressed. 567 00:25:10,644 --> 00:25:12,213 And then you meet her MBA classmate 568 00:25:12,246 --> 00:25:13,614 being played by Saif. 569 00:25:13,647 --> 00:25:16,317 Honestly, it's one of his best roles. 570 00:25:16,350 --> 00:25:20,054 He is so stupid and lovable. 571 00:25:20,087 --> 00:25:22,690 And then in walks Shah Rukh. 572 00:25:22,723 --> 00:25:25,760 And he's just like this angel. 573 00:25:25,793 --> 00:25:29,030 And like these real funny things. 574 00:25:29,063 --> 00:25:30,031 And then right before intermission, 575 00:25:30,064 --> 00:25:31,665 you find out that the lady that you thought 576 00:25:31,699 --> 00:25:32,600 was Shah Rukh's wife 577 00:25:32,633 --> 00:25:34,769 is actually his doctor. 578 00:25:34,802 --> 00:25:35,936 Yeah, he's dying. 579 00:25:37,104 --> 00:25:38,739 But then right before he dies, 580 00:25:38,773 --> 00:25:41,809 Priety finds out the truth about them. 581 00:25:41,842 --> 00:25:44,612 And she runs to New York again. 582 00:25:44,645 --> 00:25:45,980 But this time she's crying. 583 00:25:46,947 --> 00:25:47,915 And she embraces Shah Rukh 584 00:25:47,948 --> 00:25:50,885 and she pieces together all the beautiful things 585 00:25:50,918 --> 00:25:52,953 that he's done, all his selfless actions. 586 00:25:54,755 --> 00:25:57,058 And there's a stunning speech in the end 587 00:25:57,091 --> 00:25:58,926 where they talk about how you know you've met 588 00:25:58,959 --> 00:26:00,361 the one that you love 589 00:26:00,394 --> 00:26:03,330 when you hear bells ringing in your heart. 590 00:26:03,364 --> 00:26:06,967 Have you heard bells when you catch feels? 591 00:26:09,103 --> 00:26:11,138 That's not what love is like. 592 00:26:13,107 --> 00:26:14,041 Oh yeah, I know. 593 00:26:15,943 --> 00:26:17,745 Yeah I know. 594 00:26:17,778 --> 00:26:18,646 Oh! 595 00:26:22,850 --> 00:26:25,986 If we go down this path, there's no going back. 596 00:26:27,221 --> 00:26:28,089 Mhmm. 597 00:26:29,757 --> 00:26:31,192 Okay. 598 00:26:31,225 --> 00:26:33,260 Well, I'll show you my underwear options. 599 00:26:35,096 --> 00:26:35,963 Right. 600 00:26:48,809 --> 00:26:50,144 This isn't so bad. 601 00:26:51,445 --> 00:26:53,013 Yeah, I guess. 602 00:26:53,047 --> 00:26:56,117 Yeah, I mean, we can do this for two more days. 603 00:26:56,150 --> 00:26:57,017 Sure. 604 00:26:58,152 --> 00:27:00,788 It's like, it doesn't not work. 605 00:27:01,689 --> 00:27:02,356 I guess. 606 00:27:10,998 --> 00:27:12,700 I'm feeling happy. 607 00:27:12,733 --> 00:27:13,868 Really? 608 00:27:13,901 --> 00:27:15,402 I just feel... 609 00:27:18,239 --> 00:27:19,106 Whiskey? 610 00:27:21,442 --> 00:27:22,910 Oh, what? 611 00:27:23,944 --> 00:27:24,979 You feel whiskey. 612 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,015 Because I spiked your drink. 613 00:27:29,216 --> 00:27:32,753 Are you joking? 614 00:27:32,786 --> 00:27:33,622 No. 615 00:27:35,022 --> 00:27:36,457 Why would you do that? 616 00:27:36,490 --> 00:27:38,292 Because I'm bored. 617 00:27:38,325 --> 00:27:39,860 And I thought it'd be funny. 618 00:27:40,961 --> 00:27:42,062 There's alcohol in... 619 00:27:46,767 --> 00:27:47,434 Well. 620 00:27:48,903 --> 00:27:49,937 That's the shit. 621 00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:55,976 It's the shit, man. 622 00:27:56,010 --> 00:27:57,444 You know what else is the shit? 623 00:27:57,478 --> 00:27:58,846 What? 624 00:27:58,879 --> 00:28:00,281 Research. 625 00:28:01,916 --> 00:28:03,184 Research is the shit. 626 00:28:03,217 --> 00:28:04,818 I agree. 627 00:28:04,852 --> 00:28:06,187 You know what I love? 628 00:28:06,220 --> 00:28:08,489 Chi statistical tests. 629 00:28:08,523 --> 00:28:10,791 Don't even get me started on Chi. 630 00:28:10,824 --> 00:28:13,227 I'm so glad there's a 631 00:28:14,962 --> 00:28:17,898 attractive female who I can talk to about this. 632 00:28:17,932 --> 00:28:20,301 - Oh, I'm your girl. - Get your friends dewy. 633 00:28:22,002 --> 00:28:24,038 You know what's always bugged me is like, 634 00:28:24,071 --> 00:28:27,474 why is the P value of 0.05 635 00:28:27,509 --> 00:28:30,911 the threshold of certainty? 636 00:28:30,945 --> 00:28:32,479 Amen, I've always thought this. 637 00:28:34,348 --> 00:28:36,116 Don't eat that. 638 00:28:36,150 --> 00:28:37,017 Ugh. 639 00:28:38,352 --> 00:28:40,054 That's shit. 640 00:28:40,087 --> 00:28:41,355 Not the shit. 641 00:28:41,388 --> 00:28:42,823 Mhmm. 642 00:28:42,856 --> 00:28:43,924 You know what else is the shit? 643 00:28:43,958 --> 00:28:44,825 What? 644 00:28:46,827 --> 00:28:47,494 Standup. 645 00:28:48,429 --> 00:28:50,297 Standup is the shit. 646 00:28:50,331 --> 00:28:51,966 I love stand up. 647 00:28:51,999 --> 00:28:53,767 Have you ever done stand up? 648 00:28:54,536 --> 00:28:57,071 No. 649 00:28:58,872 --> 00:29:01,108 No! 650 00:29:02,409 --> 00:29:05,379 I mean, you could do stand up for me right now. 651 00:29:05,412 --> 00:29:09,116 Mm-mm, mm-mm. 652 00:29:09,149 --> 00:29:09,984 Mm-mm. 653 00:29:10,017 --> 00:29:10,951 Okay, okay. 654 00:29:10,985 --> 00:29:11,986 - If you don't want to. - I'm not going to do, 655 00:29:12,019 --> 00:29:12,419 let's do stand up. 656 00:29:18,225 --> 00:29:21,895 Hey guys, it's me, Ravi Sharma. 657 00:29:22,564 --> 00:29:24,932 Really excited. 658 00:29:24,965 --> 00:29:27,468 I've been dreaming about this moment for a long time. 659 00:29:28,603 --> 00:29:31,238 Got the best fans in the world, love you guys. 660 00:29:33,107 --> 00:29:37,845 I shit myself 661 00:29:37,878 --> 00:29:40,347 before I got on stage, 662 00:29:40,381 --> 00:29:41,782 So you're welcome. 663 00:29:45,286 --> 00:29:46,153 What else? 664 00:29:47,622 --> 00:29:52,826 Oh, in high school they used to call me chicken shwarma 665 00:29:55,062 --> 00:29:57,565 when it doesn't even make any sense 'cause I don't eat meat. 666 00:29:57,599 --> 00:30:01,869 And it's Sharma, not shwarma. 667 00:30:10,110 --> 00:30:12,212 Oh, don't worry, this is diet Coke. 668 00:30:15,916 --> 00:30:18,419 I'm the youngest of three brothers, 669 00:30:18,452 --> 00:30:21,322 but I'm closest to my mom. 670 00:30:21,355 --> 00:30:22,557 Oh my mom's divorced, by the way. 671 00:30:22,590 --> 00:30:24,058 Can I get a what what? 672 00:30:26,561 --> 00:30:29,330 Yeah, she's divorced and divorce sucks, man. 673 00:30:29,363 --> 00:30:31,332 You know, it really sucks. 674 00:30:31,365 --> 00:30:34,435 And it specially sucks when you're Indian, 675 00:30:34,468 --> 00:30:37,438 because you can't talk about it. 676 00:30:39,907 --> 00:30:40,908 You can't talk about that. 677 00:30:42,476 --> 00:30:43,877 And you know, like you go to functions and stuff 678 00:30:43,911 --> 00:30:46,514 and they just pretend like it didn't happen. 679 00:30:46,548 --> 00:30:48,248 You know what it's like, it's like Game of Thrones. 680 00:30:48,282 --> 00:30:50,117 You guys know Game of Thrones, right? 681 00:30:51,452 --> 00:30:53,621 So like in Game of Thrones, they killed Jon Snow. 682 00:30:53,655 --> 00:30:57,124 And then he just like came back to life. 683 00:30:57,157 --> 00:30:58,192 And it's like, 684 00:30:59,159 --> 00:31:01,895 are we going to talk about that, you know? 685 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:04,164 Hmm. 686 00:31:05,265 --> 00:31:06,433 Yeah, divorce sucks, 687 00:31:06,467 --> 00:31:09,870 but you know what's even worse than divorce is 688 00:31:10,638 --> 00:31:12,607 being lonely. 689 00:31:13,974 --> 00:31:16,076 Ugh, it feels so much worse. 690 00:31:16,110 --> 00:31:20,381 Like, like I'd much rather got married and then like try 691 00:31:20,414 --> 00:31:23,417 and try and try and try, and then it not work out 692 00:31:23,450 --> 00:31:26,086 than be lonely. 693 00:31:26,120 --> 00:31:30,124 I mean, that's like the real threshold of certainty. 694 00:31:30,157 --> 00:31:33,193 But you know, just don't get divorced. 695 00:31:33,227 --> 00:31:34,461 Don't be lonely. 696 00:31:36,564 --> 00:31:38,432 And there's fucking shit everywhere. 697 00:31:52,112 --> 00:31:53,180 Come on, let's dance. 698 00:31:54,314 --> 00:31:55,650 Come on, come on. 699 00:31:57,217 --> 00:32:01,121 I've spent my whole life not dancing, come on. 700 00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:08,362 Okay. 701 00:34:07,481 --> 00:34:09,182 I said I'm sorry. 702 00:34:11,786 --> 00:34:13,821 It's 323 dots yesterday. 703 00:34:13,855 --> 00:34:14,789 In this county. 704 00:34:15,823 --> 00:34:18,726 That's numbers rising, just steadily rising. 705 00:34:18,760 --> 00:34:20,762 You know, like I said, it's logarithmic. 706 00:34:22,329 --> 00:34:26,099 Everyone tries to drink at least once in their life. 707 00:34:26,133 --> 00:34:27,467 What are you going to do next, huh? 708 00:34:27,502 --> 00:34:30,538 You're going to put some crystal meth in my ice tea, 709 00:34:30,572 --> 00:34:33,708 some heroin in my mouthwash? 710 00:34:33,741 --> 00:34:35,142 Oh, you're exhausting. 711 00:34:35,175 --> 00:34:36,578 My head really hurts. 712 00:34:45,385 --> 00:34:47,187 What is up, my loves? 713 00:34:47,220 --> 00:34:49,657 We are here, we are ready, we're going to shine. 714 00:34:49,691 --> 00:34:51,224 Today we are gonna be using free weights 715 00:34:51,258 --> 00:34:53,628 but if you don't have them, you can use cans of soup 716 00:34:53,661 --> 00:34:54,762 or your cat, whatever. 717 00:34:54,796 --> 00:34:56,496 Okay, we're gonna start with hand across. 718 00:34:56,531 --> 00:34:57,632 Okay. 719 00:34:57,665 --> 00:34:58,833 Here we go. 720 00:34:58,866 --> 00:35:01,468 Okay, breathe the music. 721 00:35:01,502 --> 00:35:02,637 You got this, 60 seconds. 722 00:35:02,670 --> 00:35:03,805 We can do anything for 60 seconds. 723 00:35:03,838 --> 00:35:06,674 Oh my God, wait, you are unstoppable. 724 00:35:06,708 --> 00:35:08,475 Okay, these things are burning. 725 00:35:08,509 --> 00:35:09,611 We burn for strength. 726 00:35:09,644 --> 00:35:12,479 Yes, feel the burn, love the burn. 727 00:35:12,513 --> 00:35:13,848 Okay, 15 seconds. 728 00:35:13,881 --> 00:35:15,482 Go and drink in the pop, don't be scared. 729 00:35:15,516 --> 00:35:19,621 Five, four, three, two, one. 730 00:35:19,654 --> 00:35:21,221 Last, chest up. 731 00:35:21,254 --> 00:35:23,190 I want you guys to hinge at the waist and push back. 732 00:35:23,223 --> 00:35:25,225 I want your titties to just like hang free. 733 00:35:25,258 --> 00:35:27,762 Whether you are an A cup or a double G 734 00:35:27,795 --> 00:35:29,631 your titties are powerful. 735 00:35:29,664 --> 00:35:30,865 Love your body. 736 00:35:30,898 --> 00:35:33,367 Look at all you beautiful goals. 737 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,736 Squeeze your tush 738 00:35:34,769 --> 00:35:35,670 like the water keeps oozing. 739 00:35:35,703 --> 00:35:38,305 That's right, four, three, two, 740 00:35:39,206 --> 00:35:40,908 oh, make it burn. 741 00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:42,142 One, oh yes. 742 00:35:43,544 --> 00:35:44,912 As always you can find me on Instagram, 743 00:35:44,946 --> 00:35:46,246 Twitter or my Tiktok. 744 00:35:46,279 --> 00:35:48,750 See you until next time. 745 00:35:54,254 --> 00:35:55,590 Whoo. 746 00:36:03,230 --> 00:36:05,700 What, you're not going to answer that? 747 00:36:05,733 --> 00:36:06,801 I don't want to. 748 00:36:06,834 --> 00:36:08,703 But that's your mom. 749 00:36:12,674 --> 00:36:14,509 Why didn't you answer before? 750 00:36:14,542 --> 00:36:15,977 I was busy. 751 00:36:16,010 --> 00:36:18,278 I called three times. 752 00:36:18,311 --> 00:36:19,614 I'm sorry. 753 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:22,449 So busy doing no job, getting older. 754 00:36:23,885 --> 00:36:26,554 I haven't heard from his parents yet. 755 00:36:26,587 --> 00:36:28,623 Must not have gone well. 756 00:36:28,656 --> 00:36:31,224 Told you it went well, mom. 757 00:36:31,258 --> 00:36:33,728 I hope you didn't show him the real you. 758 00:36:34,829 --> 00:36:36,430 I didn't. 759 00:36:36,463 --> 00:36:38,966 He can't love that you. 760 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:40,568 You will thank me one day. 761 00:36:41,569 --> 00:36:42,603 I know, Mom. 762 00:37:00,988 --> 00:37:02,355 You like pasta? 763 00:37:02,389 --> 00:37:04,357 I've been known to eat a pound or two. 764 00:37:05,325 --> 00:37:06,861 You want to help me cook? 765 00:37:06,894 --> 00:37:07,762 I can't. 766 00:37:08,830 --> 00:37:09,731 I can teach you. 767 00:37:09,764 --> 00:37:11,766 My mother tried that already. 768 00:37:11,799 --> 00:37:12,900 Come on. 769 00:37:12,934 --> 00:37:14,602 I'm really bad at it. 770 00:37:14,635 --> 00:37:15,970 Yeah, I don't believe that. 771 00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:19,372 Want me to try? 772 00:37:20,474 --> 00:37:21,341 Sure. 773 00:37:28,783 --> 00:37:29,717 It's a good start. 774 00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:32,252 Stove's under here. 775 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:37,357 Do you know what a stove looks like? 776 00:37:38,526 --> 00:37:40,728 Yeah, yeah that's a stove. 777 00:37:45,066 --> 00:37:45,933 Okay. 778 00:37:47,635 --> 00:37:49,670 Okay, we can work with this. 779 00:37:51,639 --> 00:37:54,909 Ooh. 780 00:37:58,378 --> 00:38:00,648 Hey, did you hear about that guy in Argentina? 781 00:38:00,681 --> 00:38:01,849 No. 782 00:38:01,883 --> 00:38:03,551 He set out on a four month sail 783 00:38:03,584 --> 00:38:05,720 in December before COVID. 784 00:38:05,753 --> 00:38:08,956 No cell, no internet, no way of reaching him. 785 00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:11,324 He's just like an ocean cowboy. 786 00:38:12,960 --> 00:38:13,895 You know, he's just floating out 787 00:38:13,928 --> 00:38:15,797 in the middle of the Atlantic, 788 00:38:15,830 --> 00:38:17,965 has no idea that the world has changed. 789 00:38:19,066 --> 00:38:21,368 He's the last innocent man in the world. 790 00:38:21,401 --> 00:38:22,335 Sounds like a, 791 00:38:22,369 --> 00:38:23,671 - Dream. - Nightmare. 792 00:38:26,574 --> 00:38:27,508 That's good. 793 00:38:27,542 --> 00:38:28,810 And now he's going to be coming back 794 00:38:28,843 --> 00:38:29,977 to all of this. 795 00:38:33,413 --> 00:38:35,448 It's like stepping through a wormhole. 796 00:38:35,482 --> 00:38:36,517 He'll adapt. 797 00:38:37,785 --> 00:38:38,653 Maybe. 798 00:38:42,590 --> 00:38:43,658 With that one? 799 00:38:43,691 --> 00:38:45,458 - Yeah, that one. - Okay. 800 00:38:50,665 --> 00:38:52,133 So what do we do now? 801 00:38:52,166 --> 00:38:53,034 We just wait. 802 00:38:56,737 --> 00:38:57,939 That was a lot of work. 803 00:38:58,840 --> 00:38:59,707 Moment of truth. 804 00:39:03,845 --> 00:39:05,345 Oh my God, that is so good. 805 00:39:06,013 --> 00:39:07,648 Mmm. 806 00:39:07,682 --> 00:39:08,950 - Mhmm. - Right? 807 00:39:08,983 --> 00:39:09,851 Mhmm. 808 00:39:10,918 --> 00:39:12,720 - No. - You like it, right? 809 00:39:12,753 --> 00:39:15,323 Yeah, it's really good, really good, mhmm. 810 00:39:16,157 --> 00:39:17,525 Wow. 811 00:39:17,558 --> 00:39:19,426 This is amazing, fuck takeout. 812 00:39:19,459 --> 00:39:21,028 I'm going to cook every meal, I'm a chef. 813 00:39:21,062 --> 00:39:24,765 Mm, it's so filling I almost feel like I'm already full. 814 00:39:27,001 --> 00:39:27,869 Yes. 815 00:39:34,175 --> 00:39:36,577 Everything on here is trash. 816 00:39:36,611 --> 00:39:37,879 Mmm. 817 00:39:37,912 --> 00:39:39,547 I guess we have no choice. 818 00:39:40,681 --> 00:39:41,716 What do you want to watch tonight? 819 00:39:42,984 --> 00:39:45,485 Actually, I can double check on my calendar, 820 00:39:45,519 --> 00:39:49,422 but I'm pretty sure I'm booked up tonight, unfortunately. 821 00:39:49,456 --> 00:39:50,992 Oh, you... 822 00:39:51,025 --> 00:39:53,426 you've made plans or something? 823 00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,095 Yeah. 824 00:39:56,030 --> 00:39:56,864 Okay. 825 00:39:58,099 --> 00:40:00,034 I wouldn't do this if you feel weird. 826 00:40:00,067 --> 00:40:01,434 Why would I feel weird? 827 00:40:01,468 --> 00:40:02,169 I don't know. 828 00:40:03,170 --> 00:40:04,171 What's your mom saying now? 829 00:40:04,205 --> 00:40:05,673 Keep the train moving. 830 00:40:07,108 --> 00:40:08,509 I'll coach you. 831 00:40:08,542 --> 00:40:10,211 Like Shah Rukh with Saif? 832 00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:12,513 Sure, like that. 833 00:40:12,546 --> 00:40:13,915 Oh, I can't go on a date in front of you. 834 00:40:13,948 --> 00:40:15,549 Please, I'm so bored. 835 00:40:15,583 --> 00:40:16,817 We have history. 836 00:40:16,851 --> 00:40:18,085 We met yesterday. 837 00:40:18,119 --> 00:40:19,820 Can I have some more concealer? 838 00:40:22,556 --> 00:40:24,491 I won't say anything, I'll be off screen. 839 00:40:24,525 --> 00:40:27,128 I'll just text suggestions, okay? 840 00:40:34,268 --> 00:40:35,102 Hi! 841 00:40:35,136 --> 00:40:36,804 Hi, Pallavi, it's Ravi. 842 00:40:36,837 --> 00:40:38,906 Nice to e-meet you. 843 00:40:42,209 --> 00:40:43,844 I'm good, and you? 844 00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:47,848 Do an impersonation. 845 00:40:51,819 --> 00:40:56,791 Wow, that's a really good Barack Obama. 846 00:40:58,125 --> 00:41:00,094 I can actually do a misogynistic Indian uncle. 847 00:41:00,127 --> 00:41:03,831 Okay, you want to see? 848 00:41:03,864 --> 00:41:05,032 Sonam? 849 00:41:05,066 --> 00:41:07,068 Did you use all the toilet paper? 850 00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:10,938 All the TP?! 851 00:41:10,972 --> 00:41:12,974 Wow, you have an amazing laugh. 852 00:41:14,008 --> 00:41:16,143 I want three kids, is that okay? 853 00:41:18,012 --> 00:41:20,848 Yes, I would love to hear the names you have picked out. 854 00:41:24,318 --> 00:41:26,020 Your smile is amazing. 855 00:41:28,990 --> 00:41:32,760 I have to say you're- 856 00:41:35,129 --> 00:41:36,797 Uh huh, sorry, say that again? 857 00:41:39,233 --> 00:41:40,735 Hey. 858 00:41:40,768 --> 00:41:42,870 Oh, she's super sweet. 859 00:41:42,903 --> 00:41:44,238 She works in medicine, 860 00:41:44,271 --> 00:41:47,008 but she loves baking and rose gardens. 861 00:41:47,041 --> 00:41:49,577 Wow, so fun. 862 00:41:49,610 --> 00:41:50,244 Yeah. 863 00:41:50,277 --> 00:41:53,147 Is she traditional? 864 00:41:53,180 --> 00:41:55,649 She really, really is. 865 00:41:55,683 --> 00:41:57,818 I brought up the kids, she was totally on board. 866 00:41:57,852 --> 00:41:59,053 Brought up living with my mom, 867 00:41:59,086 --> 00:42:01,522 she said she would not want it any other way. 868 00:42:02,857 --> 00:42:04,058 Yeah. 869 00:42:04,091 --> 00:42:07,161 She also said that she only eats Western food on Sundays, 870 00:42:07,194 --> 00:42:08,896 but she wants Indian Monday through Saturday. 871 00:42:08,929 --> 00:42:11,999 And I was like, that is fine by me. 872 00:42:12,033 --> 00:42:13,167 You know what I mean? 873 00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:14,268 If I never eat a veggie burger again, 874 00:42:14,301 --> 00:42:15,803 I'll be great. 875 00:42:15,836 --> 00:42:17,571 Wow, she sounds perfect. 876 00:42:17,605 --> 00:42:19,673 She, yeah, I don't, you know, 877 00:42:19,707 --> 00:42:20,875 I don't want to get too ahead of myself, 878 00:42:20,908 --> 00:42:22,710 but I can definitely see us getting to at least 879 00:42:22,743 --> 00:42:24,311 the engagement line. 880 00:42:24,345 --> 00:42:27,681 And then, you know, we'll see. 881 00:42:27,715 --> 00:42:28,582 Are you okay? 882 00:42:29,683 --> 00:42:30,551 I'm great. 883 00:42:35,689 --> 00:42:36,323 What are you doing? 884 00:42:36,357 --> 00:42:37,725 Oh, sorry. 885 00:42:37,758 --> 00:42:39,293 Whenever I feel a rush of happiness 886 00:42:39,326 --> 00:42:40,728 I get terrified that the happiness 887 00:42:40,761 --> 00:42:41,896 will be taken away from me. 888 00:42:41,929 --> 00:42:43,230 So just to distract myself. 889 00:42:53,107 --> 00:42:54,008 Do you paint? 890 00:42:55,843 --> 00:42:56,944 Yeah. 891 00:42:56,977 --> 00:42:59,080 Oh, wow, I had no idea. 892 00:42:59,113 --> 00:43:00,347 - Show me! - No. 893 00:43:01,649 --> 00:43:02,316 Why? 894 00:43:03,651 --> 00:43:05,953 It's not your kind of thing. 895 00:43:05,986 --> 00:43:07,655 How do you know? 896 00:43:07,688 --> 00:43:10,391 Because it's vaginas. 897 00:43:10,424 --> 00:43:14,095 Like not the nice kind, like menacing vaginas. 898 00:43:14,128 --> 00:43:18,966 Blood gushing, barbed wire, steel traps. 899 00:43:18,999 --> 00:43:22,369 Just aggressive, vaginal imagery. 900 00:43:25,339 --> 00:43:26,240 Do you like that? 901 00:43:27,741 --> 00:43:28,609 Mhmm. 902 00:43:33,047 --> 00:43:34,248 Rita? 903 00:43:34,281 --> 00:43:35,983 Hey. 904 00:43:36,016 --> 00:43:38,719 It's like two in the morning. 905 00:43:38,752 --> 00:43:39,920 I know. 906 00:43:39,954 --> 00:43:41,956 You can't... 907 00:43:41,989 --> 00:43:43,124 You can't just call. 908 00:43:43,157 --> 00:43:44,291 I know. 909 00:43:44,325 --> 00:43:46,327 Did you text first? 910 00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:47,695 No. 911 00:43:47,728 --> 00:43:48,662 Well, that's the system. 912 00:43:48,696 --> 00:43:51,232 So please don't do that. 913 00:43:52,099 --> 00:43:53,701 Okay, I'm sorry. 914 00:44:17,191 --> 00:44:18,058 Rita? 915 00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:20,327 I couldn't sleep. 916 00:44:25,099 --> 00:44:27,201 So you put on a lehenga? 917 00:44:27,234 --> 00:44:28,903 Thought you'd like it. 918 00:44:28,936 --> 00:44:30,738 Have you worn it before? 919 00:44:30,771 --> 00:44:32,439 Patel uncle's Holiday Inn opening. 920 00:44:33,474 --> 00:44:35,176 It's beautiful. 921 00:44:35,209 --> 00:44:37,778 It's made by child labor. 922 00:44:37,811 --> 00:44:38,712 Is this a dream? 923 00:44:40,014 --> 00:44:42,016 It's your fantasy, Ravi. 924 00:44:42,049 --> 00:44:43,284 You're being so inappropriate. 925 00:44:43,317 --> 00:44:44,785 I know. 926 00:44:47,154 --> 00:44:48,789 Can I make you some daal? 927 00:44:51,892 --> 00:44:53,093 Daal makes me gassy. 928 00:44:57,398 --> 00:44:58,265 Did you fart? 929 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,503 Have we heard back from Pallavi? 930 00:45:01,536 --> 00:45:03,103 No. 931 00:45:03,137 --> 00:45:05,072 Okay, do you want to call her father tomorrow? 932 00:45:05,105 --> 00:45:06,473 It's been 12 hours. 933 00:45:06,508 --> 00:45:08,142 Okay, thanks, mom. 934 00:45:08,175 --> 00:45:09,343 What about Serena from last week? 935 00:45:09,376 --> 00:45:10,444 Her family is checking 936 00:45:10,477 --> 00:45:11,812 with their astrologer. 937 00:45:11,845 --> 00:45:13,480 Yeah, we should follow up with them. 938 00:45:13,515 --> 00:45:15,049 Definitely. 939 00:45:15,082 --> 00:45:16,217 Yeah you know, just really stay on top of it. 940 00:45:16,250 --> 00:45:17,384 I'll make a note. 941 00:45:17,418 --> 00:45:19,153 I'm monitoring it closely. 942 00:45:19,186 --> 00:45:20,754 Yeah. 943 00:45:20,788 --> 00:45:22,089 I mean it's okay if it's a pass, we just have to know. 944 00:45:22,122 --> 00:45:24,225 What about that other girl? 945 00:45:24,258 --> 00:45:25,859 What's her name, Tanu? 946 00:45:25,893 --> 00:45:28,162 Yeah no, Tanu was the one with the lazy eye. 947 00:45:28,195 --> 00:45:30,431 Oh but she has such a pretty mouth. 948 00:45:46,548 --> 00:45:48,282 Okay, Rita, I just told you not to call. 949 00:45:48,315 --> 00:45:50,050 - I'm coming over right now. - What? 950 00:45:50,084 --> 00:45:51,986 - No, Beth is here. - I know. 951 00:45:52,019 --> 00:45:52,987 Are you crazy? 952 00:45:53,020 --> 00:45:54,188 I need to see you. 953 00:45:54,221 --> 00:45:55,990 You can see me when we're not in the middle 954 00:45:56,023 --> 00:45:58,425 of a pandemic and I'm not quarantined with my wife. 955 00:45:58,459 --> 00:45:59,426 Why don't I talk to Beth? 956 00:45:59,460 --> 00:46:01,095 Are you serious? 957 00:46:05,466 --> 00:46:06,568 What are you doing? 958 00:46:06,601 --> 00:46:08,202 Oh, it's this thing that's trending 959 00:46:08,235 --> 00:46:09,870 where everyone's making noise at the same time 960 00:46:09,903 --> 00:46:12,239 to thank the healthcare workers. 961 00:46:12,273 --> 00:46:14,174 Aren't the doctors in the hospital? 962 00:46:14,208 --> 00:46:15,543 Some of them are at home. 963 00:46:15,577 --> 00:46:17,244 You think doctors live in this neighborhood? 964 00:46:17,278 --> 00:46:19,480 It's not just for doctors, it's also for nurses. 965 00:46:19,514 --> 00:46:22,483 It's you know, really about solidarity and connection. 966 00:46:22,517 --> 00:46:24,251 We're banging pots and pans for each other 967 00:46:24,285 --> 00:46:25,986 to remind ourselves that we're still here 968 00:46:26,020 --> 00:46:27,921 and that we can still hear each other. 969 00:46:29,023 --> 00:46:30,491 Should I start? 970 00:46:32,926 --> 00:46:35,296 Thank you! 971 00:46:35,329 --> 00:46:36,797 You're the real Avengers! 972 00:46:37,898 --> 00:46:38,533 Rita? 973 00:46:38,566 --> 00:46:39,900 I'll be back. 974 00:46:39,933 --> 00:46:40,568 You're not even wearing a mask. 975 00:46:40,602 --> 00:46:41,435 I don't care. 976 00:46:41,468 --> 00:46:42,403 People are dying. 977 00:46:42,436 --> 00:46:43,337 I don't care. 978 00:46:43,370 --> 00:46:44,506 I don't care, I don't care! 979 00:46:46,874 --> 00:46:48,175 It's our last day together. 980 00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,010 You can't control me. 981 00:46:50,044 --> 00:46:50,978 I'm not trying to control- 982 00:46:51,011 --> 00:46:52,580 - You think you can make everything happen 983 00:46:52,614 --> 00:46:53,914 exactly the way you want it to 984 00:46:53,947 --> 00:46:55,316 at exactly the time you want. 985 00:46:55,349 --> 00:46:57,017 Guess what? 986 00:46:57,051 --> 00:46:58,085 You're not going to meet someone 987 00:46:58,118 --> 00:46:59,320 seven days before your wedding, 988 00:46:59,353 --> 00:47:01,121 hear a bunch of clanging bells in your heart 989 00:47:01,155 --> 00:47:02,189 and fall in love! 990 00:47:03,290 --> 00:47:05,292 Sometimes there are no bells, Ravi. 991 00:47:05,326 --> 00:47:07,227 Sometimes it's just deafening silence. 992 00:48:56,704 --> 00:48:58,338 Deja vu. 993 00:48:58,372 --> 00:48:59,239 Yeah. 994 00:49:04,077 --> 00:49:06,046 - Did you call to confirm? - Yeah. 995 00:49:06,079 --> 00:49:07,347 I'm actually running late, 996 00:49:07,381 --> 00:49:10,552 but I wanted to wait for you to wake up so 997 00:49:10,585 --> 00:49:13,621 I could say goodbye before I left. 998 00:49:13,655 --> 00:49:15,088 Thanks. 999 00:49:15,122 --> 00:49:15,989 Yeah. 1000 00:49:19,059 --> 00:49:20,628 It was really nice getting to... 1001 00:49:31,606 --> 00:49:33,140 Ravi? 1002 00:49:33,173 --> 00:49:34,041 Yeah? 1003 00:49:36,210 --> 00:49:38,212 I'm really sorry for what I said. 1004 00:49:38,245 --> 00:49:39,112 It's okay. 1005 00:49:56,163 --> 00:49:57,498 What was that? 1006 00:49:57,532 --> 00:49:58,633 Nothing. 1007 00:49:58,666 --> 00:49:59,801 - You just coughed. - No I didn't. 1008 00:49:59,834 --> 00:50:01,168 No, I heard you. 1009 00:50:01,201 --> 00:50:02,336 No, I was just clearing my throat. 1010 00:50:02,369 --> 00:50:06,708 You just coughed. 1011 00:50:06,741 --> 00:50:09,243 I don't have a temperature, you've checked twice already. 1012 00:50:09,276 --> 00:50:11,245 Hi, yes, I'd like to cancel my rental. 1013 00:50:11,278 --> 00:50:12,446 - Sir, there is - Why would you 1014 00:50:12,479 --> 00:50:13,648 - cancel your rental? - A cancellation fee. 1015 00:50:13,681 --> 00:50:15,517 No, yeah, I'll pay the fee. 1016 00:50:15,550 --> 00:50:16,618 Ravi, seriously. 1017 00:50:19,687 --> 00:50:20,822 I'll bring you all your meals, 1018 00:50:20,855 --> 00:50:22,790 but we can't be in the same room anymore. 1019 00:50:22,824 --> 00:50:27,294 Well, I love being alone, so that's fine. 1020 00:50:28,495 --> 00:50:29,797 How are you going to get back? 1021 00:50:29,831 --> 00:50:31,666 I'm not worried about that. 1022 00:50:33,768 --> 00:50:35,637 I don't need a nurse, Ravi. 1023 00:50:35,670 --> 00:50:36,538 I know. 1024 00:51:36,731 --> 00:51:37,865 Hey, Ravi? 1025 00:51:39,232 --> 00:51:40,602 Yes? 1026 00:51:40,635 --> 00:51:43,470 Could you get me something from the bathroom? 1027 00:51:43,504 --> 00:51:44,471 Of course. 1028 00:51:44,505 --> 00:51:45,339 Great. 1029 00:51:49,844 --> 00:51:51,411 What do you need, Rita? 1030 00:51:51,445 --> 00:51:55,449 So it's on the sink, it's next to the moisturizer. 1031 00:51:56,383 --> 00:51:58,452 It's purple. 1032 00:51:59,386 --> 00:52:00,487 Purple. 1033 00:52:01,689 --> 00:52:06,193 Yeah, and it's kind of cylindrical and it vibrates. 1034 00:52:06,928 --> 00:52:08,896 Jesus, Rita. 1035 00:52:19,406 --> 00:52:20,440 Hi, Ma. 1036 00:52:20,474 --> 00:52:21,643 I'm sorry, betta. 1037 00:52:22,543 --> 00:52:23,945 She passed on me? 1038 00:52:23,978 --> 00:52:25,780 Yes. 1039 00:52:25,813 --> 00:52:27,214 No worries. 1040 00:52:27,247 --> 00:52:28,181 Betta, it's not you. 1041 00:52:28,215 --> 00:52:30,551 Her mom said she is focused on her career. 1042 00:52:30,585 --> 00:52:31,653 I'm getting a work call. 1043 00:52:31,686 --> 00:52:32,553 Betta. 1044 00:52:36,824 --> 00:52:38,358 Well, fuck Pallavi. 1045 00:52:38,392 --> 00:52:39,927 She was a loser anyway. 1046 00:52:39,961 --> 00:52:41,696 She went to Harvard Medical School. 1047 00:52:41,729 --> 00:52:43,865 No shit, get it Pallavi. 1048 00:52:43,898 --> 00:52:45,332 Yeah, you messed up, dude. 1049 00:52:54,408 --> 00:52:55,275 Who's there? 1050 00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:56,544 Spell. 1051 00:52:56,577 --> 00:52:57,745 Spell who? 1052 00:52:57,779 --> 00:52:59,714 W-H-O. 1053 00:52:59,747 --> 00:53:01,649 That was the worst one yet. 1054 00:53:01,683 --> 00:53:03,183 I can't do this anymore. 1055 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:08,656 Is that you? 1056 00:53:08,690 --> 00:53:10,457 Yeah, I had my hair permanently straightened 1057 00:53:10,490 --> 00:53:12,426 because everyone said it looked like pubes. 1058 00:53:12,459 --> 00:53:13,828 Oh, I love your hair. 1059 00:53:13,861 --> 00:53:15,429 You do? 1060 00:53:16,631 --> 00:53:18,298 No, they just keep getting worse. 1061 00:53:18,331 --> 00:53:19,366 I can't do this. 1062 00:53:22,335 --> 00:53:23,303 Who's there? 1063 00:53:23,336 --> 00:53:24,204 Yeah. 1064 00:53:24,939 --> 00:53:26,273 Yeah who? 1065 00:53:26,306 --> 00:53:27,875 No thanks, I prefer Google. 1066 00:53:27,909 --> 00:53:29,443 Oh, please stop. 1067 00:53:35,750 --> 00:53:36,984 Just sent you one. 1068 00:53:37,018 --> 00:53:38,686 Is this prom? 1069 00:53:38,720 --> 00:53:39,854 Yeah. 1070 00:53:39,887 --> 00:53:42,557 That's me and Shane Wright, my date. 1071 00:53:43,490 --> 00:53:44,726 Best kiss I've ever had. 1072 00:53:47,862 --> 00:53:49,463 When was your first kiss? 1073 00:53:49,496 --> 00:53:51,733 Rita, are we really doing this? 1074 00:53:51,766 --> 00:53:52,834 Wait, have you? 1075 00:53:52,867 --> 00:53:53,701 What? 1076 00:53:53,735 --> 00:53:54,602 Kissed someone. 1077 00:53:54,635 --> 00:53:55,803 Yes, yes! 1078 00:53:55,837 --> 00:53:57,004 I'm not that sheltered. 1079 00:53:57,038 --> 00:53:59,006 I kissed someone in college, okay? 1080 00:53:59,040 --> 00:54:00,208 Who? 1081 00:54:00,240 --> 00:54:02,777 Rita, I'm not going to tell you about Becky right now. 1082 00:54:02,810 --> 00:54:03,678 Becky? 1083 00:54:05,046 --> 00:54:06,681 It was at a party. 1084 00:54:06,714 --> 00:54:08,683 I was walking up the stairs to go to the bathroom 1085 00:54:08,716 --> 00:54:13,721 and she got in there, you know, literally and into my mouth. 1086 00:54:15,056 --> 00:54:16,023 Whoa. 1087 00:54:17,825 --> 00:54:20,360 Anyways, then I shoved my tongue back into her 1088 00:54:21,662 --> 00:54:24,732 and I tried to do the same, you know, hardness that she did. 1089 00:54:24,766 --> 00:54:25,967 And I think she liked it. 1090 00:54:26,868 --> 00:54:29,637 And yeah, we had touchdown. 1091 00:54:40,081 --> 00:54:41,381 It's like siblings. 1092 00:54:41,414 --> 00:54:42,617 It's nothing like siblings. 1093 00:54:42,650 --> 00:54:44,552 - Hold on. - Do you fuck your siblings? 1094 00:54:44,585 --> 00:54:47,522 You have to love your brother regardless of who he is. 1095 00:54:47,555 --> 00:54:48,488 I don't have a brother. 1096 00:54:48,523 --> 00:54:50,457 Yeah but if you had one, you'd love him. 1097 00:54:50,490 --> 00:54:52,927 And if you arranged to a man, you'd love him the same way, 1098 00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:54,562 because you had to. 1099 00:54:54,595 --> 00:54:56,063 It's a kick in the chest. 1100 00:54:56,097 --> 00:54:57,430 What do you mean? 1101 00:54:57,464 --> 00:54:58,599 Love. 1102 00:54:58,633 --> 00:55:00,768 It's not something you grow like a plant. 1103 00:55:00,802 --> 00:55:02,670 You can't just go from being complete strangers 1104 00:55:02,703 --> 00:55:04,005 to living together. 1105 00:55:04,038 --> 00:55:04,906 We did. 1106 00:55:06,841 --> 00:55:08,776 You sound short of breath. 1107 00:55:08,810 --> 00:55:09,877 You're being paranoid. 1108 00:55:09,911 --> 00:55:10,878 Go eat some dinner. 1109 00:55:10,912 --> 00:55:11,946 I'm not hungry. 1110 00:55:14,682 --> 00:55:16,784 You know, I used to be like you. 1111 00:55:17,919 --> 00:55:20,320 I didn't drink, I didn't eat meat. 1112 00:55:21,088 --> 00:55:22,623 Then you know what happened 1113 00:55:22,657 --> 00:55:24,926 when I started doing just whatever I wanted to? 1114 00:55:26,493 --> 00:55:27,728 What? 1115 00:55:27,762 --> 00:55:29,730 I had better orgasms. 1116 00:55:31,699 --> 00:55:32,567 Rita. 1117 00:55:34,635 --> 00:55:36,137 You're uncomfortable because I said 1118 00:55:36,170 --> 00:55:37,470 the word orgasm. 1119 00:55:39,907 --> 00:55:40,775 Ravi? 1120 00:55:42,877 --> 00:55:44,444 Obviously you jack off. 1121 00:55:44,477 --> 00:55:46,881 I mean, you probably watch all kinds of sick porn. 1122 00:55:47,815 --> 00:55:49,617 The door is closed. 1123 00:55:49,650 --> 00:55:50,751 You can't see me. 1124 00:55:51,752 --> 00:55:54,822 Just say something real, please. 1125 00:55:58,759 --> 00:55:59,894 You're so repressed. 1126 00:56:01,028 --> 00:56:03,097 It's like every morning when you take a dump, 1127 00:56:03,130 --> 00:56:04,966 you play music in the bathroom. 1128 00:56:04,999 --> 00:56:06,968 Like I'll never guess what's going on. 1129 00:56:07,001 --> 00:56:08,569 Should we talk about Daddy? 1130 00:56:09,804 --> 00:56:10,838 - What? - Nevermind. 1131 00:56:14,609 --> 00:56:16,744 I don't know what you think that you overheard. 1132 00:56:16,777 --> 00:56:18,646 "I want your cock." 1133 00:56:26,187 --> 00:56:27,788 Is he nice to you, Rita? 1134 00:56:29,590 --> 00:56:30,791 Because you deserve that. 1135 00:56:37,531 --> 00:56:40,034 We met at a gallery. 1136 00:56:40,067 --> 00:56:41,535 He knows a lot about art. 1137 00:56:45,806 --> 00:56:49,911 I started the whole thing because 1138 00:56:49,944 --> 00:56:51,012 I wanted to, 1139 00:56:53,180 --> 00:56:55,750 because it was impossible. 1140 00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:03,157 What are you doing? 1141 00:57:04,859 --> 00:57:06,493 Nothing. 1142 00:57:06,527 --> 00:57:09,163 Have you spoken to your mom since you got sick? 1143 00:57:10,765 --> 00:57:12,499 None of your business. 1144 00:57:12,533 --> 00:57:15,069 Try to avoid avoidance. 1145 00:57:16,070 --> 00:57:17,705 I'm not avoiding anything. 1146 00:57:19,073 --> 00:57:20,708 You live in a museum. 1147 00:57:21,842 --> 00:57:23,210 No, I don't. 1148 00:57:23,244 --> 00:57:25,980 You should make the first move, 1149 00:57:26,013 --> 00:57:28,716 then think about having realistic expectation. 1150 00:57:30,952 --> 00:57:33,654 Why do you sound like a self-help robot? 1151 00:57:33,688 --> 00:57:36,090 I just want to help you be happy like me. 1152 00:57:37,591 --> 00:57:38,960 Are you happy? 1153 00:57:38,993 --> 00:57:40,161 I'm very happy. 1154 00:57:40,194 --> 00:57:42,229 You're very lonely. 1155 00:57:42,263 --> 00:57:46,000 It's honestly a little pathetic to need someone that much. 1156 00:57:49,003 --> 00:57:50,705 What, you're allowed to probe me endlessly, 1157 00:57:50,738 --> 00:57:53,007 but not vice versa? 1158 00:57:58,746 --> 00:57:59,981 Ravi? 1159 00:58:00,014 --> 00:58:00,881 Yeah? 1160 00:58:02,049 --> 00:58:03,851 Just checking you're still there. 1161 00:58:04,752 --> 00:58:05,686 I'm still here. 1162 01:00:53,387 --> 01:00:54,221 Rita? 1163 01:00:56,190 --> 01:00:57,057 What? 1164 01:00:59,360 --> 01:01:00,961 I think we have to call an ambulance. 1165 01:01:03,297 --> 01:01:04,165 Rita. 1166 01:01:08,802 --> 01:01:10,237 What if I never come back? 1167 01:01:12,106 --> 01:01:12,973 Come on. 1168 01:01:14,175 --> 01:01:15,409 You're going to come back. 1169 01:01:36,263 --> 01:01:37,398 Rita? 1170 01:01:37,431 --> 01:01:38,966 Ravi, it's been 30 minutes. 1171 01:01:38,999 --> 01:01:40,434 Are they still admitting you? 1172 01:01:41,536 --> 01:01:43,103 I'll call you when I know more. 1173 01:01:43,137 --> 01:01:44,004 Bye. 1174 01:01:55,316 --> 01:01:57,017 - Hello? - Hi there. 1175 01:01:57,051 --> 01:01:58,385 Is this Ravi Shwarma? 1176 01:01:58,419 --> 01:01:59,920 Yes. 1177 01:01:59,954 --> 01:02:01,855 Am I pronouncing that correctly? 1178 01:02:01,889 --> 01:02:03,224 Yes. 1179 01:02:03,257 --> 01:02:03,958 Hi, I'm calling from the hospital. 1180 01:02:03,991 --> 01:02:04,825 It's Dr. Henry. 1181 01:02:04,858 --> 01:02:05,926 Is this about Rita? 1182 01:02:05,960 --> 01:02:06,961 Yes. 1183 01:02:06,994 --> 01:02:08,162 Is she okay? 1184 01:02:08,195 --> 01:02:10,064 So I just need to verify 1185 01:02:10,097 --> 01:02:11,865 that you are related to her. 1186 01:02:11,899 --> 01:02:13,000 Yeah, we're friends. 1187 01:02:14,134 --> 01:02:15,503 Oh, I can't disclose 1188 01:02:15,537 --> 01:02:16,904 private health information. 1189 01:02:16,937 --> 01:02:18,506 We're dating, we're going on dates. 1190 01:02:18,540 --> 01:02:19,773 We live together. 1191 01:02:20,941 --> 01:02:22,309 Oh, well she didn't mention a boyfriend. 1192 01:02:22,343 --> 01:02:24,278 She gave you me my number, didn't she? 1193 01:02:25,145 --> 01:02:26,247 Yes. 1194 01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,147 Is she okay? 1195 01:02:28,182 --> 01:02:29,250 Stable. 1196 01:02:29,283 --> 01:02:31,118 We have her on oxygen. 1197 01:02:31,151 --> 01:02:33,254 Okay, I have so many questions. 1198 01:02:33,287 --> 01:02:35,523 Ooh, okay, I gotta go. 1199 01:02:35,557 --> 01:02:37,925 Sorry, it's my first rapid response. 1200 01:02:37,958 --> 01:02:39,960 What do you mean first? 1201 01:02:39,994 --> 01:02:41,195 I'm new. 1202 01:02:41,228 --> 01:02:42,096 How new? 1203 01:02:43,264 --> 01:02:45,533 Actually I started the day before yesterday. 1204 01:02:45,567 --> 01:02:49,370 This has been a big week for me, to say the least. 1205 01:02:49,403 --> 01:02:51,939 Just to be clear, you have finished medical school, right? 1206 01:02:51,972 --> 01:02:52,873 Oh God. 1207 01:02:52,906 --> 01:02:54,375 Yes, babe, of course. 1208 01:02:54,408 --> 01:02:55,976 When? 1209 01:02:56,010 --> 01:02:57,545 Actually the day before yesterday. 1210 01:02:57,579 --> 01:02:58,412 Okay, bye. 1211 01:03:12,359 --> 01:03:13,193 Hello? 1212 01:03:13,227 --> 01:03:15,329 Hi, hi, this is Ravi. 1213 01:03:15,362 --> 01:03:18,032 I was told this was the number to the room of Rita. 1214 01:03:18,065 --> 01:03:19,534 Oh, this is her roommate. 1215 01:03:19,567 --> 01:03:20,801 Where's Rita? 1216 01:03:21,902 --> 01:03:24,004 Taking a shit. 1217 01:03:24,038 --> 01:03:25,839 She looks good though, sweety. 1218 01:03:25,873 --> 01:03:28,175 Walking around, smiling. 1219 01:03:28,208 --> 01:03:30,177 Only two liters oxygen. 1220 01:03:30,210 --> 01:03:31,912 Is that good? 1221 01:03:31,945 --> 01:03:33,314 Better than me. 1222 01:03:33,347 --> 01:03:37,985 Could you please tell her that Ravi Sharma called? 1223 01:03:38,018 --> 01:03:39,186 Mhmm. 1224 01:03:39,219 --> 01:03:40,321 Thank you, do you need me to spell that out? 1225 01:03:40,354 --> 01:03:42,189 No. 1226 01:03:42,222 --> 01:03:43,357 I think I got it. 1227 01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:44,358 I think I can tell her. 1228 01:03:44,391 --> 01:03:45,593 It's good, it's all good. 1229 01:04:11,285 --> 01:04:13,954 Oh, fuck. 1230 01:04:13,987 --> 01:04:15,255 Wow that's good. 1231 01:04:21,529 --> 01:04:22,996 Mm, that's good. 1232 01:04:24,498 --> 01:04:25,366 Mm. 1233 01:04:27,602 --> 01:04:28,469 Ah! 1234 01:04:34,141 --> 01:04:35,142 Mmm, mm, mm! 1235 01:04:48,355 --> 01:04:49,356 Mmm! 1236 01:05:51,251 --> 01:05:52,520 You're sick. 1237 01:05:52,554 --> 01:05:53,387 You're sick. 1238 01:05:58,091 --> 01:05:59,426 She's not even your wife. 1239 01:06:00,394 --> 01:06:02,162 - Hi, Swati. - Hi. 1240 01:06:02,196 --> 01:06:03,464 Hi, I'm Ravi. 1241 01:06:03,497 --> 01:06:05,065 Nice to e-meet you. 1242 01:06:05,098 --> 01:06:06,300 Ravi, yeah. 1243 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:08,570 I never know how to start these things. 1244 01:06:08,603 --> 01:06:10,170 - Yeah. - It's always so weird. 1245 01:06:10,204 --> 01:06:12,039 Thank you for making the time, yeah. 1246 01:06:12,072 --> 01:06:13,608 Oh yeah, sorry. 1247 01:06:13,641 --> 01:06:16,477 I've been really busy with, 1248 01:06:16,511 --> 01:06:18,780 you know, I work at a law firm, so 1249 01:06:18,813 --> 01:06:20,648 - Right, right. - It's always busy. 1250 01:06:20,682 --> 01:06:22,015 - Right. - Right. 1251 01:06:22,049 --> 01:06:24,151 I'm also glad we can finally do this. 1252 01:06:24,184 --> 01:06:25,219 - Yeah. - You know it's like 1253 01:06:25,252 --> 01:06:26,754 - hard to get a hold of. - Yeah. 1254 01:06:26,788 --> 01:06:28,322 Do you have any male friends? 1255 01:06:29,657 --> 01:06:30,625 What? 1256 01:06:30,658 --> 01:06:32,493 I just asked if you had any male friends, 1257 01:06:32,527 --> 01:06:36,096 like, do you have any friends of the opposite sex? 1258 01:06:36,129 --> 01:06:39,099 Because I just, I have this friend Rita and she, 1259 01:06:39,132 --> 01:06:41,736 Oh you want to know if I know someone for Rita. 1260 01:06:41,769 --> 01:06:44,739 I don't off the top of my head. 1261 01:06:44,772 --> 01:06:46,039 No, it's just, 1262 01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:50,778 I just, it's just so infuriating because she, you know, 1263 01:06:50,812 --> 01:06:54,047 I clean this apartment like crazy, our apartment 1264 01:06:54,081 --> 01:06:56,618 and she just makes it dirty right away, and it's like, 1265 01:06:56,651 --> 01:06:58,252 Wait. 1266 01:06:58,285 --> 01:07:02,289 You live with Rita who's a girl? 1267 01:07:04,358 --> 01:07:05,359 Yeah, well... 1268 01:07:06,260 --> 01:07:07,829 I think the connection's a little bit bad. 1269 01:07:07,862 --> 01:07:11,131 Why don't you tell me a little bit about yourself? 1270 01:07:11,164 --> 01:07:12,366 Okay, well. 1271 01:07:12,399 --> 01:07:15,402 Well I'm not sure what my mom told your mom, 1272 01:07:15,435 --> 01:07:19,473 but I am looking for something just like more traditional. 1273 01:07:19,507 --> 01:07:24,512 Like not like an open thing or something like that. 1274 01:07:25,312 --> 01:07:26,213 Oh yeah, me too. 1275 01:07:26,246 --> 01:07:28,348 I don't, you know, I mean, 1276 01:07:28,382 --> 01:07:29,617 if I get married like at this point, 1277 01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,485 I'll be lucky if Rita's invited. 1278 01:07:31,519 --> 01:07:32,419 You know what I mean? 1279 01:07:32,452 --> 01:07:35,389 Oh, is she like your sister? 1280 01:07:35,422 --> 01:07:39,459 Oh no, oh no, no she's not my sister. 1281 01:07:41,194 --> 01:07:43,096 That would not be good 1282 01:07:43,130 --> 01:07:45,533 if she was my sister if you know what I mean. 1283 01:07:45,567 --> 01:07:47,367 No, you should probably spell it out 1284 01:07:47,401 --> 01:07:48,536 because I'm a lawyer. 1285 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:50,337 I need things spelled out. 1286 01:07:50,370 --> 01:07:52,172 What are your feelings on like, you know, 1287 01:07:52,205 --> 01:07:55,275 if two people of the opposite sex that are Indian 1288 01:07:55,309 --> 01:07:57,244 have, you know, hugged a bunch 1289 01:07:57,277 --> 01:08:00,815 and maybe slept in a bed together, but nothing else? 1290 01:08:00,848 --> 01:08:03,518 Is this about you? 1291 01:08:03,551 --> 01:08:06,486 No, I'm asking for a friend. 1292 01:08:06,521 --> 01:08:08,690 Is your friend Rita? 1293 01:08:09,557 --> 01:08:11,559 Yeah, yeah. 1294 01:08:11,593 --> 01:08:13,327 I think she told me that story, yeah. 1295 01:08:13,360 --> 01:08:15,095 So she did that. 1296 01:08:15,930 --> 01:08:17,097 What do you, 1297 01:08:17,130 --> 01:08:19,333 do you think that's going to work out with her and this guy? 1298 01:08:19,366 --> 01:08:21,234 Well, if I were her, 1299 01:08:21,268 --> 01:08:24,706 I would want you to tell me how you feel directly. 1300 01:08:27,709 --> 01:08:30,177 Do you believe in a soulmate? 1301 01:08:30,210 --> 01:08:31,278 I used to. 1302 01:08:31,311 --> 01:08:32,714 Now it's kind of like, 1303 01:08:34,247 --> 01:08:37,184 you kind of have to deal with what you get, you know? 1304 01:08:54,769 --> 01:08:55,603 Hello? 1305 01:08:55,637 --> 01:08:56,838 Rita? 1306 01:08:56,871 --> 01:08:58,573 No. 1307 01:08:58,606 --> 01:08:59,907 Who is this? 1308 01:08:59,941 --> 01:09:01,909 It's Rita's friend. 1309 01:09:01,943 --> 01:09:02,910 I've been calling her cell. 1310 01:09:02,944 --> 01:09:03,945 She doesn't answer. 1311 01:09:03,978 --> 01:09:05,847 I don't know what to do. 1312 01:09:05,880 --> 01:09:08,516 She's okay, she's in the hospital. 1313 01:09:11,351 --> 01:09:13,186 What? 1314 01:09:13,855 --> 01:09:16,924 She has COVID, auntie, 1315 01:09:16,958 --> 01:09:19,192 but she's only on two liters of oxygen. 1316 01:09:19,226 --> 01:09:21,228 Who the hell are you? 1317 01:09:21,261 --> 01:09:23,330 I'm Ravi. 1318 01:09:23,363 --> 01:09:24,832 We met recently. 1319 01:09:24,866 --> 01:09:27,234 She let me stay over after my train- 1320 01:09:27,267 --> 01:09:28,569 - Ravi Sharma? 1321 01:09:29,570 --> 01:09:30,538 Yes. 1322 01:09:30,571 --> 01:09:31,572 What the hell are you still doing 1323 01:09:31,606 --> 01:09:32,874 at my daughter's place? 1324 01:09:32,907 --> 01:09:34,809 My car got delayed. 1325 01:09:34,842 --> 01:09:36,811 I need to talk to Rita. 1326 01:09:36,844 --> 01:09:39,212 I understand. 1327 01:09:39,246 --> 01:09:42,717 I can give you the number for her room in the hospital, 1328 01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:45,352 but I've been trying and I can't get through. 1329 01:09:45,385 --> 01:09:46,988 Is she okay? 1330 01:09:47,021 --> 01:09:48,188 Yes. 1331 01:09:49,489 --> 01:09:50,758 Is she okay? 1332 01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,359 Yes, yes, she's fine. 1333 01:09:52,392 --> 01:09:53,561 She's totally fine. 1334 01:09:53,594 --> 01:09:56,931 You know, she's so strong and so young. 1335 01:09:58,800 --> 01:10:01,803 I love her so much. 1336 01:10:01,836 --> 01:10:02,704 I know. 1337 01:10:11,979 --> 01:10:13,246 Rita, hi! 1338 01:10:13,280 --> 01:10:14,448 - Hey! - Hey. 1339 01:10:14,481 --> 01:10:16,751 Hey, I've been trying to get through. 1340 01:10:16,784 --> 01:10:18,019 How are you? 1341 01:10:18,052 --> 01:10:19,687 I'm good. 1342 01:10:20,655 --> 01:10:21,789 Okay, good. 1343 01:10:21,823 --> 01:10:23,390 Are you still only on two liters? 1344 01:10:24,391 --> 01:10:25,258 Yeah. 1345 01:10:27,294 --> 01:10:28,361 How's your roommate? 1346 01:10:32,934 --> 01:10:33,901 Not great. 1347 01:10:34,936 --> 01:10:35,803 What happened? 1348 01:10:37,672 --> 01:10:38,706 She's dead. 1349 01:10:40,742 --> 01:10:41,576 Rita. 1350 01:10:44,344 --> 01:10:46,914 It was so sudden. 1351 01:10:49,382 --> 01:10:52,019 She died looking at a bunch of masked faces. 1352 01:10:53,420 --> 01:10:54,454 Isn't that weird? 1353 01:10:58,726 --> 01:10:59,660 I miss you. 1354 01:11:00,928 --> 01:11:02,395 I miss you too. 1355 01:11:04,565 --> 01:11:05,700 I barely know you. 1356 01:11:06,634 --> 01:11:07,502 Yeah. 1357 01:11:10,004 --> 01:11:10,838 I miss you. 1358 01:11:13,541 --> 01:11:14,776 I miss you too. 1359 01:11:27,822 --> 01:11:28,956 Small fever last night, but 1360 01:11:28,990 --> 01:11:32,059 her ferritin's down, d-dimers down, pressure's stable 1361 01:11:32,093 --> 01:11:33,227 hovering around two liters again. 1362 01:11:33,261 --> 01:11:36,697 It's an unpredictable disease but she's doing well. 1363 01:11:36,731 --> 01:11:37,832 Okay, that's good. 1364 01:11:37,865 --> 01:11:39,934 She cries anytime anyone leaves the room. 1365 01:11:39,967 --> 01:11:40,902 What? 1366 01:11:40,935 --> 01:11:43,403 She just gets a little teary. 1367 01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:44,772 I went and sat with her for a bit 1368 01:11:44,806 --> 01:11:47,474 and everyone keeps telling me I only do that 1369 01:11:47,508 --> 01:11:50,111 because I'm new. 1370 01:11:50,144 --> 01:11:52,013 Anyway, she eventually told me to leave. 1371 01:11:52,046 --> 01:11:54,447 And when I did, she started crying again. 1372 01:11:54,481 --> 01:11:56,050 He's a liar and a bitch. 1373 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:57,752 He seems really nice. 1374 01:11:57,785 --> 01:12:00,621 He gets sweaty every time he talks to me. 1375 01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:01,956 I think I make him nervous. 1376 01:12:01,989 --> 01:12:03,591 Yeah, I can see that. 1377 01:12:04,725 --> 01:12:05,893 He's new. 1378 01:12:05,927 --> 01:12:06,794 Yeah. 1379 01:12:08,830 --> 01:12:10,363 I like him a lot. 1380 01:12:10,397 --> 01:12:11,833 Yeah, me too. 1381 01:12:11,866 --> 01:12:13,466 Number 17 is on the way. 1382 01:12:15,136 --> 01:12:18,706 Uh oh, number 14 is in the lead now. 1383 01:12:18,739 --> 01:12:20,575 The last time I brought 1384 01:12:20,608 --> 01:12:21,509 my famous malai kofta, 1385 01:12:21,542 --> 01:12:22,677 they didn't even touch it. 1386 01:12:22,710 --> 01:12:24,045 Well auntie, it sounds like the ladies 1387 01:12:24,078 --> 01:12:26,346 from your bridge club are very judgmental. 1388 01:12:29,817 --> 01:12:30,818 My SAT score? 1389 01:12:32,553 --> 01:12:34,454 I think this was back, auntie, 1390 01:12:34,487 --> 01:12:36,891 when the test was out of 1600. So it was 1450. 1391 01:12:38,025 --> 01:12:40,460 No, I know I could have done better. 1392 01:12:40,493 --> 01:12:42,997 Oh, 14 is checking in on 17. 1393 01:12:44,966 --> 01:12:45,833 Let's see. 1394 01:12:47,568 --> 01:12:48,836 Do you know how to Zoom? 1395 01:12:48,870 --> 01:12:49,737 Zoom? 1396 01:12:51,172 --> 01:12:52,640 Yes, I've Zoomed, auntie. 1397 01:12:53,541 --> 01:12:54,407 I would like to Zoom. 1398 01:12:56,744 --> 01:12:59,013 Does your mother make malai kofta? 1399 01:12:59,046 --> 01:12:59,981 Yes. 1400 01:13:00,014 --> 01:13:01,782 But mine will be much better. 1401 01:13:01,816 --> 01:13:03,751 So I want you to try it. 1402 01:13:03,784 --> 01:13:05,052 Oh yeah, I would love to. 1403 01:13:07,188 --> 01:13:10,057 She made good progress last night. 1404 01:13:10,091 --> 01:13:11,759 That's great. 1405 01:13:11,792 --> 01:13:13,493 Thank you for updating me 1406 01:13:13,527 --> 01:13:14,996 since she won't call me. 1407 01:13:15,029 --> 01:13:16,530 Of course. 1408 01:13:16,564 --> 01:13:17,798 She is very strong. 1409 01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:20,134 Yeah, I know. 1410 01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:22,503 Why are you still there? 1411 01:13:22,536 --> 01:13:24,872 Don't you have a life to get back to? 1412 01:13:26,974 --> 01:13:27,842 I don't know. 1413 01:13:29,977 --> 01:13:32,079 Thank you for staying. 1414 01:13:33,948 --> 01:13:34,815 Of course. 1415 01:13:36,684 --> 01:13:39,186 I have to tell you something. 1416 01:13:39,220 --> 01:13:40,121 That day? 1417 01:13:40,988 --> 01:13:41,856 Which day? 1418 01:13:42,823 --> 01:13:45,159 I didn't go to Daddy. 1419 01:13:45,192 --> 01:13:48,095 I just walked around and around. 1420 01:13:49,730 --> 01:13:50,598 Oh. 1421 01:13:51,565 --> 01:13:53,768 But you were gone for a long time though. 1422 01:13:54,869 --> 01:13:58,706 I laid down in a park, fell asleep. 1423 01:14:00,942 --> 01:14:04,111 And I went to the drug store and touched everything. 1424 01:14:05,112 --> 01:14:05,947 Everything. 1425 01:14:07,848 --> 01:14:09,482 Then I licked my fingers. 1426 01:14:10,251 --> 01:14:11,719 Rita, are you joking? 1427 01:14:13,054 --> 01:14:13,921 No. 1428 01:14:15,156 --> 01:14:16,857 Rita, why would you do that? 1429 01:14:18,592 --> 01:14:21,162 There's nothing worse than sitting at home, 1430 01:14:22,096 --> 01:14:24,632 like you're cornered and afraid. 1431 01:14:24,665 --> 01:14:29,670 Just sitting, afraid, alone, afraid. 1432 01:14:31,806 --> 01:14:33,007 Alone. 1433 01:14:38,012 --> 01:14:40,881 Rita? 1434 01:14:43,651 --> 01:14:44,518 Rita? 1435 01:14:53,327 --> 01:14:55,830 Hi, hi, I need to be transferred to nine west. 1436 01:14:59,233 --> 01:15:00,735 No, I need nine west. 1437 01:15:00,768 --> 01:15:02,870 I think they're transferred me to the wrong place, 1438 01:15:02,903 --> 01:15:04,038 But she- 1439 01:15:04,071 --> 01:15:05,706 She's just going to hang up on me? 1440 01:15:07,341 --> 01:15:11,012 Hi, hi, I need to be transferred to nine west, it's urgent. 1441 01:15:11,045 --> 01:15:12,279 No, I need nine west, 1442 01:15:12,313 --> 01:15:14,515 they transferred me to the wrong place. 1443 01:15:17,051 --> 01:15:17,918 Shit! 1444 01:15:19,920 --> 01:15:23,224 Nine west, the ninth floor of the west ward. 1445 01:15:24,592 --> 01:15:26,027 Hello? 1446 01:15:33,667 --> 01:15:35,069 She's sedated now. 1447 01:15:35,102 --> 01:15:36,737 After delirium, we see this. 1448 01:15:37,738 --> 01:15:38,906 What's delirium? 1449 01:15:39,974 --> 01:15:41,675 A confused state. 1450 01:15:41,709 --> 01:15:44,211 Her brain is kind of disassociating from pain and trauma. 1451 01:15:45,746 --> 01:15:47,815 - What's her prognosis? - I don't know. 1452 01:15:47,848 --> 01:15:50,751 She could wake up tomorrow or in months, or... 1453 01:15:50,785 --> 01:15:52,620 Look, I can't take away the uncertainty 1454 01:15:52,653 --> 01:15:53,954 and I wish I could. 1455 01:15:53,988 --> 01:15:55,756 I want to see her. 1456 01:15:55,790 --> 01:15:56,857 I know, Ravi. 1457 01:16:05,032 --> 01:16:05,966 Hey, mom. 1458 01:16:06,834 --> 01:16:08,069 Hi, betta. 1459 01:16:08,102 --> 01:16:09,637 Can I ask about dad? 1460 01:16:10,771 --> 01:16:12,773 Sure, sure. 1461 01:16:12,807 --> 01:16:14,975 What did you think when you first saw him? 1462 01:16:17,378 --> 01:16:18,846 Honestly? 1463 01:16:18,879 --> 01:16:20,014 Yeah. 1464 01:16:20,047 --> 01:16:22,216 I thought he was hot. 1465 01:16:22,249 --> 01:16:23,617 Really hot. 1466 01:16:23,651 --> 01:16:25,219 Okay, I get it. 1467 01:16:25,252 --> 01:16:26,353 Big arms. 1468 01:16:26,387 --> 01:16:27,388 Big uh... 1469 01:16:27,421 --> 01:16:29,123 Why didn't you make it work? 1470 01:16:31,125 --> 01:16:32,860 Didn't you feel so lucky? 1471 01:16:33,994 --> 01:16:35,930 You had a whole life handed to you 1472 01:16:36,897 --> 01:16:37,798 on a platter. 1473 01:16:38,866 --> 01:16:40,968 Oh, betta. 1474 01:16:43,003 --> 01:16:46,240 We both are too different, you know that. 1475 01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:52,980 The truth is ultimately we all choose to love 1476 01:16:53,881 --> 01:16:55,382 or not to love. 1477 01:16:57,418 --> 01:17:01,355 Hey, I have a funny news story for you. 1478 01:17:01,388 --> 01:17:04,191 A man in Argentina 1479 01:17:04,225 --> 01:17:07,695 was floating on a sailboat before the pandemic. 1480 01:17:07,728 --> 01:17:08,863 I know that story. 1481 01:17:09,763 --> 01:17:11,398 The ocean cowboy. 1482 01:17:11,432 --> 01:17:13,267 Betta, he just came back. 1483 01:17:13,300 --> 01:17:16,036 He landed in Buenos Aires yesterday 1484 01:17:17,171 --> 01:17:18,839 and now he knows. 1485 01:17:20,808 --> 01:17:22,343 He knows everything. 1486 01:17:25,179 --> 01:17:26,247 Imagine that. 1487 01:18:50,898 --> 01:18:53,901 It's temporary, auntie, that's what they say. 1488 01:18:53,934 --> 01:18:57,271 It's a kind of fog and it's going to lift. 1489 01:19:24,465 --> 01:19:25,399 Are you serious? 1490 01:19:27,334 --> 01:19:28,202 What time? 1491 01:19:32,507 --> 01:19:34,008 No, I'll come pick her up. 1492 01:19:48,055 --> 01:19:49,156 I want to walk. 1493 01:19:49,189 --> 01:19:50,958 Are you sure you're well enough to? 1494 01:19:50,991 --> 01:19:52,393 I swabbed negative. 1495 01:19:52,426 --> 01:19:53,561 Meet me at the park. 1496 01:19:53,595 --> 01:19:55,329 Rita, that's a really long walk. 1497 01:19:56,397 --> 01:19:57,565 We'll stop if we have to, 1498 01:19:57,599 --> 01:19:59,066 we'll call a car if we have to, 1499 01:19:59,099 --> 01:20:00,134 but I want to walk. 1500 01:20:03,538 --> 01:20:05,339 Did you do the math? 1501 01:20:05,372 --> 01:20:06,840 What math? 1502 01:20:06,874 --> 01:20:08,309 We met seven days ago. 1503 01:20:10,978 --> 01:20:12,446 I want to say something to you. 1504 01:20:14,915 --> 01:20:16,016 Say it in person. 1505 01:23:06,788 --> 01:23:10,257 Mala and I have been married for 47 years now. 1506 01:23:12,192 --> 01:23:14,596 I think it's been nearly 33 years now, 1507 01:23:15,663 --> 01:23:17,231 - since we've been. - It'll be 33 this year 1508 01:23:17,264 --> 01:23:19,099 - yeah. - 33 this year. 1509 01:23:20,602 --> 01:23:23,470 We've been married for 15 years. 1510 01:23:25,272 --> 01:23:27,509 We've been married for now what? 1511 01:23:27,542 --> 01:23:28,776 Almost nine years. 1512 01:23:28,810 --> 01:23:29,744 Yeah, nine years. 1513 01:23:31,546 --> 01:23:35,115 I don't think soulmates necessary exist. 1514 01:23:35,148 --> 01:23:36,316 I think they're created. 1515 01:23:38,820 --> 01:23:41,355 She's the most important person to me. 1516 01:23:41,388 --> 01:23:42,222 Oh? 1517 01:23:42,256 --> 01:23:43,357 Even after them. 1518 01:23:43,390 --> 01:23:44,659 What about me? 1519 01:23:46,460 --> 01:23:47,562 What do we mean to each other? 1520 01:23:47,595 --> 01:23:49,363 We are very attached to each other. 1521 01:23:49,396 --> 01:23:51,164 We are like best friends. 1522 01:23:52,867 --> 01:23:54,502 So we mean a lot to each other. 1523 01:23:57,337 --> 01:23:59,541 She's the number one person in my life. 1524 01:23:59,574 --> 01:24:01,408 Has been like that always. 1525 01:24:01,441 --> 01:24:03,410 Oh, where's my tissue? 1526 01:24:05,178 --> 01:24:06,848 A lot of conversations and then meetings 1527 01:24:06,881 --> 01:24:09,116 and slowly we started with getting, 1528 01:24:09,149 --> 01:24:11,586 we started getting one of each other and 1529 01:24:11,619 --> 01:24:13,588 we would just wait to talk to each other. 1530 01:24:13,621 --> 01:24:15,590 And I think in the process, 1531 01:24:15,623 --> 01:24:16,758 we didn't even come to know 1532 01:24:16,791 --> 01:24:19,493 when we fell in love with each other. 1533 01:24:28,188 --> 01:24:33,188 Provided by explosiveskull https://twitter.com/kaboomskull